Milo

. @milorichard “you hurt my feelings papa” #terriblefather “I want something to make my feelings better” #ohgodiamamonster …

Me: “do you want to go to the zoo and see the lights?” @milorichard : “I busy. I trying to get my work done.”

Chicago park district is pretty awesome. Signed @milorichard up for three classes. Staff was super nice and helpful.

Taught @milorichard to say “I like turtles!” #nuevodad #iamagenius

Hanging out with @milorichard listening to the clash. #winrar!

Did I mention @milorichard is going to be a big brother? End of Feb! Awesometown!

Missing seeing @milorichard dressed as a bear.

You know what’s awesome about @milorichard being able to climb out if his crib? Nothing.

“do you know who makes honey?” @milorichard ’s reply: “PIGGIES! …no, bees.”

apparently @milorichard is now walking around our neighborhood wearing a superman cape. #mysonisawesome

Just went on a sweet couple hour long walk in the woods with @milorichard . I had forgotten what weekends felt like.

. @milorichard keeps saying “motorcycle guy” but he pronounces it “motherfucker die” whoops.

Listening to Ozzy with @milorichard … as you do.

Need caffeine badly this morning. @milorichard needs to learn how to sleep in.

It is not late. First time in a while that I woke up before @milorichard .

Headed to the doctor for @milorichard ’s checkup.

this weather suits @milorichard http://dylan.la/fbzo2G

Running home before @milorichard ’s bedtime.

Thinking about taking a nice cold walk with @milorichard . Might end up at @bleeding_heart for a teacake, cause they rule.

Sitting around listening to the Smiths with @milorichard .

in three hours my wife leaves @milorichard and me for three days. This should be interesting.

Didn’t get to say goodnight to @milorichard . Bummed.

Spent most of tonight listening to NWA with @milorichard .

Trying to deal with lost and found on the cta is an exercise in frustration. @milorichard lost a shoe.

Today, @milorichard chose Chomsky’s “Profit Over People” for his next bedtime story.

After much investigation, found three outlets that work. @milorichard and I will survive after all. Also: wtf, electric system!

Oh nice. No power or heat. That won’t be a challenge with @milorichard tonight.

Apparently @milorichard is not quite ready for jalapenos. #horriblefather

Had a great time at @h2oi , but am immensely happy to be home to @milorichard .

It really hope it doesn’t start raining now, at the halfway point of my walk with @milorichard .

Listening to @milorichard scream like a crazy person at daycare.

Ouch! @milorichard may have just broken my nose. Nice headbutting skills.

Oh, sweet! @milorichard is asleep. Looks like I will get those 2 hours of sleep tonight! #sofuckingtired

spending the evening listening to @deadmilkmen with @milorichard . Win.

Pretty sure that while I was at the junkyard, Sarah just fed @milorichard caffeine.

Wow, it only took 15 minutes to get @milorichard to sleep tonight. I am teh winrar!

I haven’t had a cigarette in a year and two days. @milorichard is worth it.

Today @milorichard is one. Amazing!

Bought @milorichard some sunglasses today because they reminded me of @upso .

Well, @milorichard smiles and starts dancing when I put on velvet underground. #doingsomethingright

Well, @milorichard can officially kinda walk (12 steps is his current record). This changes everything.

Tailgunner (live) and yogurt. @milorichard and I are chilling.

Spent all morning giving wife a break from @milorichard … introduced him to ministry. Good times.

dear @milorichard , Please go to bed. All my love, me.

the thunder woke @milorichard up. that is not decent.

watching @milorichard figure out velcro.

the Iron Maiden station on @pandora_radio is melting @milorichard and my faces. It is amazing.