Milo

“This is turning out to be a good night, I saw a coconut , and now I know how to snap! " - @milorichard

So @milorichard just texted me. Miss that dude so much.

. @marcprecipice once I told him “none” he clarified… IN YOUR WALLET! HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET?! /cc @milorichard

me: good night, I love you. @milorichard (yelling): HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?! HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE???

whelp. anyone have a lead on an awesome school for @milorichard starting… now?

Me: “C’mon, let’s go inside!” @milorichard : “I DON’T LOVE YOU!!” so… good morning!

Blew @milorichard ’s mind with this triceratops/torosaurus news.

<singsong>“You’re gonna be dead."</singsong> - @milorichard

Four years ago @milorichard was born. Further proof that I am incredibly lucky.

“Hey Dylan, wanna be artists?” - @milorichard

apparently @milorichard is currently referring to our electrician as “the worker”. Either he’s super bourgeois or kinda commie…

“Papa, why don’t you like to let kids have an ax?” - @milorichard

This morning @milorichard thought it was hilarious to not call me papa. Instead he repeatedly called me “saka” /cc @sacca . #hawkward

Not sure I could handle @milorichard being really into capoeira. He certainly likes to watch it though…

so @milorichard broke his arm this week.

Carrying @milorichard ’s scooter home on the train. Oh, the looks…

just to be clear, when @milorichard says “predator” that’s in reference to dinosaurs…

. @milorichard on his new shoes: “they’re pretty good for running away from predators.”

Listened to @deadmilkmen with @milorichard at lunch. He is apparently a big fan of tiny town… and sang along. #fatheroftheyear

Epic 3 hour scoot/walk with @milorichard this afternoon. Hoping to survive bedtime.

“Is dessert going to be beer?” - @milorichard

“I don’t want rice and beans! I want beans and rice!” - @milorichard ’s current meltdown.

I wish that there were better and less expensive options for getting @milorichard to learn French.

driving around earlier “Cocaine” by Clapton came on the radio. @milorichard asks why the man was singing about cookies. #mindblown

after preschool, @milorichard had music appreciation class with me. Today’s lesson: @AC_DC .

just signed @milorichard up for more activities at @ChicagoParks . so awesome.

. @milorichard just jumped in the air and screamed “YAY HOORAY!” /me pours one out.

things @milorichard wants to know at bedtime: “who is god?” “what is the internet?” and “who’s on the cover of …

“Papa, we’re strangers.” - @milorichard

this morning @milorichard put on a fake beard that @sarah_slocum made and recited this: dylan.la birthday starting out good.

Well… @milorichard wants to be a “circus guy” when he grows up. #seemsreasonable

. @milorichard ’s birthday morning: wake up to a room full of balloons. Then croissant and a smoothie in a bubble bath …as you do.

. @milorichard ’s bedtime song last night was Clean Sheets by @descendents … modified to fit for a 3 year old (who sleeps on the floor).

“When I’m a man, I don’t want to have a beard.” - @milorichard

more genius from @milorichard “Why do those soccer people always want high fives?”

“I have dreams you know” @milorichard

. @milorichard is getting woken up for street fireworks. NB: for, not by.

“say happy half birthday” - @sarah_slocum “happy half… POOPY!” - @milorichard

Bummed to leave @milorichard and @felixerrichard at home today. Bummed that @domrichard will be gone when I get home.

or, as @milorichard calls him “Otis”

turns out, 2.5 year olds are: resourceful, not to be trusted. @milorichard has a newly simplified bedroom #climbingthedresser

“Mama! Let’s measure papa’s beard!” @milorichard

“Mama, mama! I’m a owl! Hoot!” - @milorichard while avoiding his nap. #mysonisfuckingawesome