Kids

It really hope it doesn’t start raining now, at the halfway point of my walk with @milorichard .

Listening to @milorichard scream like a crazy person at daycare.

Ouch! @milorichard may have just broken my nose. Nice headbutting skills.

Oh, sweet! @milorichard is asleep. Looks like I will get those 2 hours of sleep tonight! #sofuckingtired

spending the evening listening to @deadmilkmen with @milorichard . Win.

Pretty sure that while I was at the junkyard, Sarah just fed @milorichard caffeine.

Wow, it only took 15 minutes to get @milorichard to sleep tonight. I am teh winrar!

I haven’t had a cigarette in a year and two days. @milorichard is worth it.

Today @milorichard is one. Amazing!

Bought @milorichard some sunglasses today because they reminded me of @upso .

Well, @milorichard smiles and starts dancing when I put on velvet underground. #doingsomethingright

Well, @milorichard can officially kinda walk (12 steps is his current record). This changes everything.

Tailgunner (live) and yogurt. @milorichard and I are chilling.

Spent all morning giving wife a break from @milorichard … introduced him to ministry. Good times.

dear @milorichard , Please go to bed. All my love, me.

the thunder woke @milorichard up. that is not decent.

watching @milorichard figure out velcro.

“Little munchkin man.”

“Captain”

the Iron Maiden station on @pandora_radio is melting @milorichard and my faces. It is amazing.

being sick really, really sucks… may end up using @milorichard ’s nasal aspirator on myself.

SFO->ORD happy to see @milorichard soon.

today @milorichard ’s fav song: Mother by Danzig. Seems oddly appropriate.

my sister, @ellemra17 has created the Mi-LOL; lol renditions of @milorichard . they are… amazing.

Making up bone thugs songs for @milorichard .

my boy, @milorichard , is a crawling fool.

united cancelled the flight that brings Sarah and @milorichard home. luckily they got put on the next flight out, so they will be home soon!

After 2 hours of fussing to indie rock, @milorichard passes out 30 seconds into ramones I wanna be sedated. #somyboy

um… @milorichard you don’t know how to code. please stop trying to type in my terminal.

spent several hours last night listening to the ODB channel on @pandora_radio with @milorichard . hoping for a repeat tonight.

at ORD waiting for my plane… bummed about leaving Rah & @milorichard for the next couple days.

got @milorichard to sleep… trying so hard to not fall asleep myself right now..

Need new songs to whistle to put @milorichard to sleep. French lullabyes and the misfits are getting old. Halp!

wow. @milorichard is 4 months old today.

On a crazy empty flight with Sarah, Armelle and @milorichard . Woot!

“Captain Paper-pants”

My son @milorichard is mesmerized by my iPhone. Or Twitter. Not 100% sure which.

so, @milorichard has his first cold. he is not pleased at all… for that matter, neither am I.

Going to take @milorichard for what I hope to be an epic walk around the hood. If anyone wants to join me drop me a line.

apparently @milorichard is a fan of Johnny Cash.

“Sargent Screams”

This morning @milorichard got his formal introduction to the misfits and Danzig. I am a brilliant father.

Sarah’s back at work. I’m now on my second single dad shift. @milorichard currently sleeping in my arms. /me waits for other shoe to …

“Mr. Poopyman”

“Mr. Monkey Man”

“Captain Stinkypants”

“Mr. Snaptabulous”

“Sucker.”