Kids

. @milorichard ’s bedtime song last night was Clean Sheets by @descendents … modified to fit for a 3 year old (who sleeps on the floor).

“When I’m a man, I don’t want to have a beard.” - @milorichard

more genius from @milorichard “Why do those soccer people always want high fives?”

“I have dreams you know” @milorichard

. @milorichard is getting woken up for street fireworks. NB: for, not by.

“say happy half birthday” - @sarah_slocum “happy half… POOPY!” - @milorichard

Bummed to leave @milorichard and @felixerrichard at home today. Bummed that @domrichard will be gone when I get home.

or, as @milorichard calls him “Otis”

second son, officially: Felix Everett Raphael Richard ( @felixerrichard )

turns out, 2.5 year olds are: resourceful, not to be trusted. @milorichard has a newly simplified bedroom #climbingthedresser

“Mama! Let’s measure papa’s beard!” @milorichard

“Mama, mama! I’m a owl! Hoot!” - @milorichard while avoiding his nap. #mysonisfuckingawesome

. @milorichard “you hurt my feelings papa” #terriblefather “I want something to make my feelings better” #ohgodiamamonster …

Me: “do you want to go to the zoo and see the lights?” @milorichard : “I busy. I trying to get my work done.”

Chicago park district is pretty awesome. Signed @milorichard up for three classes. Staff was super nice and helpful.

Taught @milorichard to say “I like turtles!” #nuevodad #iamagenius

Hanging out with @milorichard listening to the clash. #winrar!

Did I mention @milorichard is going to be a big brother? End of Feb! Awesometown!

Missing seeing @milorichard dressed as a bear.

You know what’s awesome about @milorichard being able to climb out if his crib? Nothing.

“do you know who makes honey?” @milorichard ’s reply: “PIGGIES! …no, bees.”

apparently @milorichard is now walking around our neighborhood wearing a superman cape. #mysonisawesome

Just went on a sweet couple hour long walk in the woods with @milorichard . I had forgotten what weekends felt like.

. @milorichard keeps saying “motorcycle guy” but he pronounces it “motherfucker die” whoops.

Listening to Ozzy with @milorichard … as you do.

Need caffeine badly this morning. @milorichard needs to learn how to sleep in.

It is not late. First time in a while that I woke up before @milorichard .

Headed to the doctor for @milorichard ’s checkup.

this weather suits @milorichard http://dylan.la/fbzo2G

Running home before @milorichard ’s bedtime.

Thinking about taking a nice cold walk with @milorichard . Might end up at @bleeding_heart for a teacake, cause they rule.

Sitting around listening to the Smiths with @milorichard .

in three hours my wife leaves @milorichard and me for three days. This should be interesting.

Didn’t get to say goodnight to @milorichard . Bummed.

Spent most of tonight listening to NWA with @milorichard .

Trying to deal with lost and found on the cta is an exercise in frustration. @milorichard lost a shoe.

Today, @milorichard chose Chomsky’s “Profit Over People” for his next bedtime story.

After much investigation, found three outlets that work. @milorichard and I will survive after all. Also: wtf, electric system!

Oh nice. No power or heat. That won’t be a challenge with @milorichard tonight.

Apparently @milorichard is not quite ready for jalapenos. #horriblefather

Had a great time at @h2oi , but am immensely happy to be home to @milorichard .