Harper Reed

OMG. Someone just asked Harper if he was from Naperville. I love this for him.

. @felixerrichard after leaving @harper’s: “That party was awesome.”

“ @harper, I think, has opinions on this.” #safebet

of note, I do not respond to “Dyl-bro-man” /cc @harper

Pro tip: whenever you’re in an @uber, split the fare with @harper.

there is a chance that @harper and I may be a alternate universe Bill and Ted.

RT @jessevondoom: @harper Real talk: @dylanr is my be-chill idol.

“WHAT NUMBER IS EIGHT?!?!?” - @harper

watching @harper watching a video of @harper… #harperception

. @harper: gotta sort through all these pics of these people ME: it’s a search for images of your face H: yep ME: it’s all pics of you H: …

Turns out, @harper is a square.

In all seriousness, happy birthday to @harper. Best partner and friend I could possibly hope for. Thanks for being awesome.

Happy @harper day everyone!

RT @harper: Dylan: “I am a vegetarian. I can’t have meat” Restaurant: “here is your dish. As you asked. No mint. " Dylan: …

. @harper and I are terrible at being stuck in traffic.

I’m really excited for how the new Harper Lee book is going to mess with @harper’s mentions.

Watching @harper seethe. That man is not a fan of traffic.

Wonders how @harper’s flight was… Checks twitter… o_O

sometimes, I wonder if @harper is simply a markov chain.

OH: “I’ve never seen those leather crocs.” #birkenstocks /cc @harper

I think @harper and I just accidentally made a gantt chart.

Apparently @benhuh is unable to use regular tableware. Also, the people at the next table hate us. / cc @harper @davidcoallier

“It’s awesome and I’m really exciting!” @harper #freudianslip

“That’s my rapper name, young coconut.” - @harper /cc @CLINT

OH: " @harper is that a picture of you on the wall?"

“Its like hyper expensive hot topic.” - @harper

This @Uber driver is already angry at @harper.

“What is another word for synergy?” - @harper

I would also like to be removed from the @TechweekCHI 100 list. Thanks @iPaulLee, @harper, et al for inspiration. Let’s be better.

Ok… Now that he’s not trying to play “what does the fox say” on the @modestoffice @Sonos I’m back to being a fan of …

I am not a fan of @harper’s right now.

RT @ChiTechAcademy: Thanks @dylanr and @harper for sharing some of your skills and experience with #ChiTech students yesterday. They’re all…

“they might be at harper” - @harper

oh man… @slackhq mac app beach balling while talking to @harper. HOW CAN I ASK HIM TO FIX IT?!?!

dear hangouts plugin, I would like to be able to reply to @harper. kthxbai.

since @clint is home sick today our @sonos has far less riff raff, far more 80’s metal. /cc @harper

“Did you just take a picture of the Iphone5 with the iPhone 4?” /cc @harper

getting stopped on the street by people wondering what @harper starred in. #notanactor

. @harper’s off of the internet for about a week. This is a unique opportunity for an epic prank.

you better b’weave it. /cc @cgansen @harper @RyanK @danalert

I think @harper just called me a cruise director.

. @harper hates the real time web.

OH: “I’m sticking with cock” - @harper

RT @harper: It was awesome to launch Chicago2011.org. Especially awesome to work with @acidargyle, @detour1999, @scottvdp, @srobbin and …

. @harper doesn’t have convictions.