September 5, 2015. @felixerrichard , while gorging himself on the @handlebarchi patio: “there’s nothing like food!”
September 4, 2015. @felixerrichard “I want to be a fishmonger when I grow up.” ME: “A fishmonger?” FR: “I mean a fish. I want to be a …
August 16, 2015Me: “Which do you want, milk or water?” @felixerrichard : “Blood. Blood, please.” #wtf
August 2, 2015“I can’t right now, because I’m dead. Sorry.” - @felixerrichard That boy knows how to shirk responsibility.
May 13, 2015. @felixerrichard after screaming like a banshee for me after being put to bed: “Papa, what do humpback whales look like?”
May 6, 2015“I want to drink up your blood. Drink drink drink, then you die.” - @felixerrichard #ummmm #goodmorning
April 21, 2015“Why do you have a cow on your hat?” @felixerrichard - on seeing a bulls hat. Demonstrating my inability to teach him about sports.
April 9, 2015. @felixerrichard is now insouciantly introducing himself as “Batman”. #terriblesecretidentity
March 29, 2015Me: “Hey guys, what’re you talking about?” @milorichard and @felixerrichard : “You dying.” #uplifting
February 19, 2015“You’re not ever going to be a part of the family!” - @felixerrichard #goodmorning #fatheroftheyear
January 31, 2015Hey @shawnimal , @felixerrichard had an idea for a new zipper pull. “Tell your friend who makes the ninjas that diggers are really cool, …
December 23, 2014. @felixerrichard , as he destroys his cousin’s art: “I HATE ART!” ironically, an amazing piece of performance art.
December 19, 2014. @felixerrichard is awake because he: a)wants a brown egg b)likes Gouda cheese more than muenster cheese c)is a baby cat d)all of the above
October 18, 2014Eating dinner at handlebar while @milorichard and @felixerrichard talk about being here with @mistermudshark and @reedmorebooks .
October 14, 2014“Share your toy or we’ll kill you and put you in jail!” - @felixerrichard supposedly quoting his preschool teacher #unreliablesource …
September 2, 2014“ @felixerrichard , do you see what happens when you try to stab someone?” - @milorichard #realtalk
August 27, 2014“Why didn’t we do teamwork?!” - @milorichard half crying because @felixerrichard opened a door without him.
August 12, 2014Falling asleep on the train because @felixerrichard doesn’t think sleeping at night is cool.
May 8, 2014. @felixerrichard just told me all about how I am afraid of dinosaurs but @broox keeps me safe.
February 24, 20142 years ago my tiny little boy, @felixerrichard , was born. Nothing but joy from that one!
December 2, 2013OH: “Oh Felix ( @felixerrichard ), thats not chapstick, that’s glue. That’s a glue stick.”
November 11, 2013I played videos of baby goats to @felixerrichard on my phone a couple times, now he points to my phone and says “goats! goats!”
June 1, 2013A fine morning of music appreciation with @felixerrichard . Today’s lesson: refused. He got pretty into it. twitter.com
February 24, 2013In just a couple hours, my baby boy @felixerrichard turns one. He is filled with joy, and reminds me to be as well.
