February 9, 2020“hey, do y’all want to hear a story about reproduction?” - @felixerrichard before telling the dinner table about evolution
April 10, 2019. @felixerrichard trying on a new sun shirt: “This shirt is awesome! I look like Bob Dylan!”
April 3, 2019. @felixerrichard : “Alexa, play who let the dogs out.” Alexa: “Here’s some music you might like. Playing Lisa Loeb …
August 21, 2018“that was there for the nachos of the past.” @felixerrichard on the leftover guac on his plate.
July 5, 2018Me, to my punk-ass kiddo: “Punk. Punky. Punky Brewster.” @felixerrichard : “How dare you call me a honky rooster!?”
April 6, 2018. @felixerrichard somehow misheard the misfits “hate breeders” as “pancreas”, and now it’s the weirdest song ever.
April 6, 2018. @milorichard and @felixerrichard expressing their frustration with having to clean, and their love of Joan Jett through interpretive dance.
April 1, 2018While discussing bathtime safety: @milorichard - “The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.” @felixerrichard - “Unless …
October 8, 2017. @felixerrichard just told me he was serious. I replied, “Hi Serious, I’m Papa.” Thus continues my descent into unimaginative …
October 1, 2017. @felixerrichard just ran across a gym to kick a rubber cow in the face. Now it’s a party.
September 5, 2017Me: look at how pretty the lake is! @felixerrichard : I like to look at the graves instead. Imagine there are zombies coming for our brains!
July 31, 2017. @felixerrichard : who would you rather die, me or @milorichard ? Me: neither FR: you should probably take taekwondo lessons then #goodadvice
July 29, 2017“look Papa, that car has the black panther symbol on it!” @felixerrichard pointing to a Penn State nittany lion sticker …
July 16, 2017. @felixerrichard : “It’s one of my mind games..” Me: “Mind games?” @felixerrichard : “Yeah, I’ve got a …
July 8, 2017Us: “let’s think of things that rhyme with ‘sun’!” @felixerrichard : “FUN! GUN! … MUFFIN!” …
June 18, 2017. @felixerrichard , looking at a Where’s Waldo book, loudly, in public: “Papa, I found Jesus!”
March 25, 2017. @felixerrichard was bummed to find out that the ‘DINO-mite’ class he’s gonna take is about dinosaurs and not explosives.
March 7, 2017Me: Felix, sit down at the dinner table. @felixerrichard : But Papa, I just want to dance! I am the tiny town in footloose.
December 31, 2016. @felixerrichard : would you rather have a comfy chair or help the cat not die? Me: help the cat F: yeah, that’s how I’d vote, too
December 26, 2016. @felixerrichard wrote a song. A snippet: “This is my body, this is my head. I am a seahorse who loves the dead.” Um… Merry …
December 21, 2016Having breakfast @handlebarchi with @felixerrichard sporting my favorite @threadless hat. x.com
November 25, 2016“Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One sat down and turned on the TV.” <turns on tv> @felixerrichard is on a roll tonight.
November 12, 2016Just had a nice @tedleo dance party with @felixerrichard . Would be a good start to most mornings, tbh.
June 19, 2016. @felixerrichard : “Can I do sign language at the dinner table?” does jazzhands (Anyone know where a 4 year old can learn sign language?) …
May 2, 2016Me: I’m flying out tonight. @felixerrichard : I put a bomb in your suitcase. Me: Felix, that’s not funny. F: It is to the god of war!
April 24, 2016. @milorichard “it’s basically” @felixerrichard “a battle!” M: “no, a short version of” F: “Mary …
March 6, 2016Listening to @TheeRealFDHC with the family because @felixerrichard wanted to listen to a rockstar named felix.
February 17, 2016Me: how are you going to go to sleep tonight? @felixerrichard : better than a dog falling into a monster’s mouth. so, i guess good?
