← explore

Twitter — @dylanr

Dylan's main Twitter account. Mostly tech, cars, music, and dad stuff.

2627 posts

I have an incredible amount of respect for Carole and Gordon Segal. Great to share the room with them again. /cc @CrateandBarrel
Hey @Uber_CHI your GPS for the driver just took me on a nice 15 minute detour. Wtf.
fun fact: if you listen to @atomgoren all day you feel ~12 years younger. Also, happier.
“Sir, please raise your beard.” #freedompatdown #securitytheater
OH: “I’ve never seen those leather crocs.” #birkenstocks /cc @harper
A bone stock Buick regal with a huge “hella unique” sticker on the windshield.
Chicago looks like someone installed f.lux
#RobotTurtles with @milorichard a bunch. Asked if he wanted to send @danshapiro thank you note. He said no bc: “it’s kinda too hard for …
I think @harper and I just accidentally made a gantt chart.
So much walking today. Even in the rain.. Only to find out my @fitbit battery is dead.
Also, that is almost exactly how I look without a beard.
are google hangouts just 100% broken?
Just got called “big homie” by dude on the street… It now ranks as #3 on my list of fun ‘fat guy’ names I’ve been …
Did my neighbors actually get a marching band to perform their backyard? Is this a real thing?
headaches gonna head… ache?
today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday. my light in this world. lucky and happy.
re: that last RT - the current state of the world should highlight the need for better news…
literally can’t hear the president speak due to the fighter jets flying overhead. #fuckedup
washed my beard with the kids’ vanilla orange shampoo - my entire world smells like a creamsicle.
Early morning airport shuttle - prisoners dilemma.
Today has been a great exercise in taking deep breaths.
It’s not just an airport hotel, it’s an airport hotel for a different airport.
Wow @united when things go wrong, you seriously drop the ball, huh?
On the plus side, I can get some more steps in. On the other hand, that no step time was supposed to get me home.
“Dylan, looking menacing at the camera.”
“It’s awesome and I’m really exciting!” @harper #freudianslip
Dear @SlackHQ , I love you and I want to use you with spotty internet. More local caching and queueing would help immensely (android). Xoxo
while I don’t have office slippers, I am currently rocking the awesomely amazing @SlackHQ socks instead.
That thing where your beard is accidentally tucked into your shirt.