Twitter — @dylanr

I have an incredible amount of respect for Carole and Gordon Segal. Great to share the room with them again. /cc @CrateandBarrel

Hey @Uber_CHI your GPS for the driver just took me on a nice 15 minute detour. Wtf.

I am a sick wizard.

fun fact: if you listen to @atomgoren all day you feel ~12 years younger. Also, happier.

RT @wearemodest : Today we had a surprise Happy Birthday visit for @dylanr by @trammell and @milesward . Yay!

OMG! Remote @trammell dance! Today keeps right on rockin'!

Surprise serenade from @milesward . Winning the day.

“Sir, please raise your beard.” #freedompatdown #securitytheater

OH: “that’s my growth hack!” /cc @CLINT

OH: “I’ve never seen those leather crocs.” #birkenstocks /cc @harper

A bone stock Buick regal with a huge “hella unique” sticker on the windshield.

“ @felixerrichard , do you see what happens when you try to stab someone?” - @milorichard #realtalk

“Why didn’t we do teamwork?!” - @milorichard half crying because @felixerrichard opened a door without him.

Chicago looks like someone installed f.lux

#RobotTurtles with @milorichard a bunch. Asked if he wanted to send @danshapiro thank you note. He said no bc: “it’s kinda too hard for …

I think @harper and I just accidentally made a gantt chart.

So much walking today. Even in the rain.. Only to find out my @fitbit battery is dead.

Also, that is almost exactly how I look without a beard.

are google hangouts just 100% broken?

It is suddenly rainy.

Just got called “big homie” by dude on the street… It now ranks as #3 on my list of fun ‘fat guy’ names I’ve been …

Did my neighbors actually get a marching band to perform their backyard? Is this a real thing?

It has been too long since I’ve seen @charlesfesta .

headaches gonna head… ache?

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday. my light in this world. lucky and happy.

re: that last RT - the current state of the world should highlight the need for better news…

literally can’t hear the president speak due to the fighter jets flying overhead. #fuckedup

/me puts head back in sand.

Falling asleep on the train because @felixerrichard doesn’t think sleeping at night is cool.

washed my beard with the kids’ vanilla orange shampoo - my entire world smells like a creamsicle.

Early morning airport shuttle - prisoners dilemma.

Today has been a great exercise in taking deep breaths.

It’s not just an airport hotel, it’s an airport hotel for a different airport.

Wow @united when things go wrong, you seriously drop the ball, huh?

On the plus side, I can get some more steps in. On the other hand, that no step time was supposed to get me home.

Apparently @benhuh is unable to use regular tableware. Also, the people at the next table hate us. / cc @harper @davidcoallier

“Dylan, looking menacing at the camera.”

“It’s awesome and I’m really exciting!” @harper #freudianslip

Dear @SlackHQ , I love you and I want to use you with spotty internet. More local caching and queueing would help immensely (android). Xoxo

while I don’t have office slippers, I am currently rocking the awesomely amazing @SlackHQ socks instead.

I need office slippers.

“That’s my rapper name, young coconut.” - @harper /cc @CLINT

That thing where your beard is accidentally tucked into your shirt.