Twitter — @dylanr

exciting to start to share what we’ve been working on since @modest joined @braintree @PayPal paypal.com congrats team!

the internet is like that closet where i shoved all that stuff I thought would be nice to see later.

I have a deep bench of frustrations.

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So windy that I almost accidentally donated my hat to the Chicago river.

this coffee I bought this morning sure is tasty cold…

Added to to-do list: “get shit in order.” That should cover it.

“Computers are easy, you just ‘beep bop boop’. How is that a whole career?” - @sarah_slocum taking a stand on my work life.

phrases I use to refer to higher fidelity communication: “face words talk” and “using mouth words”. I excel at communication.

or better yet, just take a week off and declare inbox bankruptcy across the board.

I’m going to take a week off just to deal with my various inboxes.

(•_•) <) )╯Flannel / \ (•_•) ( (> Lined / \ (•_•) <) )> Jeans / \

there is a chance that @harper and I may be a alternate universe Bill and Ted.

What series of life choices leaves you wearing a beret to the moma?

Hard questions from @felixerrichard, dinner edition: “Why am I not God?”

hey @SlackHQ. thanks for /remind it’s awesome.

welp. @milorichard wrote a story today about how to cook a tofurkey.

RT @jessevondoom: @harper Real talk: @dylanr is my be-chill idol.

Me: that’s crazy talk. @milorichard: no, that’s real talk.

It has been more than 2 weeks since I’ve been to @handlebarchi. This must be remedied asap.

tfw you quickly check up on world news and everything is terrible and humanity is doomed.

Me: guess what’s in my pocket. @milorichard: a rotting carcass!

“Can you tell us an old fashion story? Like about telephones?” - @felixerrichard

dear science, do I listen to music to match my mood, or does my mood conform to my music? relatedly, crass is still awesome. thanks, -dylan

Man… @allspaw making me want to go back to school. #VelocityConf

Me: “what do you want to do tomorrow?” @milorichard: “1-play video games. 2-be awesome.”

Today I partook of the traditional @aaronsalmon coffee after dentist.

Turns out @felixerrichard is a big fan of early primus.

/remind me in about 11 months that I should go to #cultivatecon (this better work, this is my third year missing it)

SF friends: where should I get dinner?

My understatement of the day, re: Porsche: “They’re good at cars.”

Wish I had been able to make it to #techinclusion15. Seems like it was productive.

. @felixerrichard, while gorging himself on the @handlebarchi patio: “there’s nothing like food!”

. @felixerrichard “I want to be a fishmonger when I grow up.” ME: “A fishmonger?” FR: “I mean a fish. I want to be a …

GPS directions to my house keep directing people to my alley.

/me would like this mid-grade headache to be over.

welp. gonna just spend my morning looking at pictures of kittens.

. @milorichard “this’ll make me feel better…” [forces pillow over my face]

Ridiculously excited for @modest be joining the @PayPal/ @braintree team! We’re going to do amazing things! braintreepayments.com

Pretty sure I dropped my ventra card at @handlebarchi. Second lost in three weeks. Drat these new shorts and their uncontaining pockets.

Me: “Which do you want, milk or water?” @felixerrichard: “Blood. Blood, please.” #wtf

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum’s birthday! so grateful to have her as my partner.