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Twitter — @dylanr

Dylan's main Twitter account. Mostly tech, cars, music, and dad stuff.

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exciting to start to share what we’ve been working on since @modest joined @braintree @PayPal paypal.com congrats team!
the internet is like that closet where i shoved all that stuff I thought would be nice to see later.
I have a deep bench of frustrations.
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So windy that I almost accidentally donated my hat to the Chicago river.
this coffee I bought this morning sure is tasty cold…
Added to to-do list: “get shit in order.” That should cover it.
“Computers are easy, you just ‘beep bop boop’. How is that a whole career?” - @sarah_slocum taking a stand on my work life.
phrases I use to refer to higher fidelity communication: “face words talk” and “using mouth words”. I excel at communication.
or better yet, just take a week off and declare inbox bankruptcy across the board.
I’m going to take a week off just to deal with my various inboxes.
(•_•) <) )╯Flannel / \ (•_•) ( (> Lined / \ (•_•) <) )> Jeans / \
there is a chance that @harper and I may be a alternate universe Bill and Ted.
What series of life choices leaves you wearing a beret to the moma?
It has been more than 2 weeks since I’ve been to @handlebarchi . This must be remedied asap.
tfw you quickly check up on world news and everything is terrible and humanity is doomed.
dear science, do I listen to music to match my mood, or does my mood conform to my music? relatedly, crass is still awesome. thanks, -dylan
Man… @allspaw making me want to go back to school. #VelocityConf
Me: “what do you want to do tomorrow?” @milorichard : “1-play video games. 2-be awesome.”
/remind me in about 11 months that I should go to #cultivatecon (this better work, this is my third year missing it)
SF friends: where should I get dinner?
My understatement of the day, re: Porsche: “They’re good at cars.”
Wish I had been able to make it to #techinclusion15. Seems like it was productive.
. @felixerrichard “I want to be a fishmonger when I grow up.” ME: “A fishmonger?” FR: “I mean a fish. I want to be a …
GPS directions to my house keep directing people to my alley.
/me would like this mid-grade headache to be over.
welp. gonna just spend my morning looking at pictures of kittens.
Ridiculously excited for @modest be joining the @PayPal / @braintree team! We’re going to do amazing things! braintreepayments.com
Pretty sure I dropped my ventra card at @handlebarchi . Second lost in three weeks. Drat these new shorts and their uncontaining pockets.
today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday! so grateful to have her as my partner.