Twitter — @dylanr

whew! the thing that’s been melting my brain for the past couple days is no longer melting.

I am insanely tired right now.. also, it sucks to have @domrichard leave.

hey internet! kinda bummed, could use some funny. please tell me jokes. thanks!

wishing I knew where the hell @ellemra17 was… hey Armelle, call your brother.

Going to go check out some blues with @domrichard

showing @domrichard how to use twitter. it’s awesome.

so excited to go pick up my dad from the airport! it’s been too long since I’ve seen my family.

drowning in a quagmire of not knowing about things ahead of time…

this day blows. Shocking, I know.

bummed out about Sarah’s cat. Today went from kinda okay, to pretty sucky real quick.

fighting with htaccess and losing… I will best you, stupid file!

Few things are funnier and more frustrating than watching your bus drive by from half a block away. #tweetinginlatetowork

i think my brain may be melting.

Waiting for a bus in the rain is so much fun.

sometimes, I hate the internet.

today my plan is to find bugs when not in meetings. Wish me luck!

Contrary to Sarah’s desire, my cat doesn’t like wearing hats. Even cute ones.

Seriously. Can we add cubs fan free busses? This shit is insane.

I could really use a nap right about now.

In the middle of an unplanned 3 mile walk.

oh, drunkards… why are you in my garage? ha.

For the record: I fucking HATE cubs fans.

Headed to 3rd meal with friend in the past day. I could get used to this.

Listening to mushmouth complain about his life. Dear sky-daddy, please shut him up.

I fucking love kale.

Pretty sure I’m getting an ulcer.

today is a day…

I just sent the best text message I’ve sent in a while. Awesome. Now, sleep.

starting to feel sick… this does not bode well.

I am currently having a bad @scottvdp trip…

playing with htaccess.

I hope to never be better at selling myself than I am at being myself.

hilarious issues with technology today. iPhone - can’t turn off. ubuntu on my macbook - everything flipped upside down. hahaha… wtf?

I fucking hate being treated like a second class citizen while just being a supportive dad to be.

also, http://www.flourbakery.com while super busy made for a great brunch yesterday. I am pretty happy with the food situation in Boston.

if anyone finds themselves hungry in Boston, go to http://www.oleanarestaurant.com The veg tasting menu was awesome; as were the people.

Finally back in Chicago! wORD up. Now to find my luggage!

Looks like I will leave BOS in about a half hour. And with some decent seats, too! Thanks to the only 2 peeps w/ cust serv skills @ united!

Also, who was the mastermind behind closing all the stores/purveyors of food at BOS at 8pm? WTF?

Have been hanging out at BOS for 7 hours now. Looking forward to at least another 2 1/2. Maybe even more if I’m lucky!

Dear united, nice of you to treat a loyal 15 year customer like crap. Oh, and being rude to pregnant women.. That’s icing.

This country needs a functional rail system.

Also, that was a pretty awesome hashtag I just used.

Oh sweet. My flight just got cancelled. #Fuckyousohardbostonijustwanttogohome

Apparently Boston can’t handle rain. Delays everywhere. Hanging at gate c19 if anyone is around and bored. BOS->ORD.

Back from @acidargyle & @lashout’s nuptials. They really know how to throw a rocking wedding. Congrats to the happy couple!

Getting ready to watch @acidagyle and @lashout get married!

Now it’s just funny. Total logistics fail there hertz…

Hertz really fucked this up. Waiting in line for an hour. Rude people. WTF?

I wish these people would stop eating mcdonalds and talking on their cell phones. Seriously, it’s a plane. Have some fucking courtesy.