Twitter — @dylanr

RT @CLINT : yeah basically twitter.com

RT @dansinker : Been thinking: What I want is power taken away from the white establishment and a profound change in the way America is run.

Just watching my friends’ pets Twitter accounts fight…

Somehow @EatFatRice NEVER fails to be amazing. So so good.

It’s “accidentally zip your beard in your coat” cold out.

i have watched this for 45 minutes now. twitter.com

That post dentist coffee. <3 /cc @aaronsalmon

A whole bunch of kids just got on this holiday train expecting Santa and saw me instead. I have never been a greater disappointment.

“Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One sat down and turned on the TV.” <turns on tv> @felixerrichard is on a roll tonight.

“Let’s all list one thing we’re not thankful for.” - @felixerrichard

I am unable to listen to When in Rome by Phil Ochs without crying.

Just had a nice @tedleo dance party with @felixerrichard . Would be a good start to most mornings, tbh.

wait, if this candidacy was a reality tv show and is on tv next season, I’m going to be so pissed.

“Hangouts is unable to connect to Google” thisisfine.png

“ wcom . There. Nailed it!” - @felixerrichard I am winning at parenting.

There are a lot of people on the train this morning who aren’t very good at being on a train.

My neighborhood is not quiet right now.

OH: “ @dylanr why are you breathing?” thanks @gaurisharma .

Commuting with noobs. Exercise in frustration.

Quick, someone please give me good things to think about humanity.

Excited for this. Speaking at Monitorama EU in 2013 was an amazing experience. Seriously great conference. Also, socks. twitter.com

pleased to realize that the explosions I’m hearing all around me are sports related, not the beginning of the impending war.

Just gonna spend this flight listening to @dansinker @maureenjohnson and @jbouie chat on the @sayswhopodcast .

Looking to maximize my time spent listening to hardcore and walking around cities. Is that a job one can have?

Starting my day listening to gorilla biscuits… Setting the tone for today.

My birthday is almost over, but you can still get me an awesome present. Register to vote: hello.vote Thanks!

Why in the fuck is a @realDonaldTrump promoted tweet being displayed to me? I am very much not a likely donor.

Channelling @aaronsalmon and wearing shorts on this 60° day. Because he’s awesome and because idgaf.

OH: “Empathy is nice…”

why yes, yes i am making a cole slaw sandwich.

i keep saying “woof” to things that i don’t like. thanks @victoriap8er for this new verbal tic.

Listening to random meat eater explain why vegetarians become vegetarian. Apparently it involves weak wills and the Holocaust? #WTFWTFWTF

is everyone aware that pizza is amazing? it totally is.

i am not reading enough books. i am a bad example for my kids. i need recommendations for books to read.

“ @harper , I think, has opinions on this.” #safebet

Listening to a real life “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” conversation. mindblown.gif

Ugh, I accidentally the whole drive.

phil ochs is a good fit for my mood today.

how do you deal with the overwhelming sorrow and anger and dismay? the world needs to change. we need to change. #AltonSterling

of note, I do not respond to “Dyl-bro-man” /cc @harper

So all those wheels I wanted to buy in England are now 10% cheaper?

. @felixerrichard : “Can I do sign language at the dinner table?” does jazzhands (Anyone know where a 4 year old can learn sign language?) …

you know what’s awesome? veggie straws.

imma get glasses made with that “this is fine” comic printed on the inside.

“I accidentally hit him with a bat.” @milorichard , who may not fully appreciate the meaning of accidental.