Twitter — @dylanr

I need to find more hours for sleeping.

Been a while since I lost track of time while coding.

I despise sports fans.

why do delicious veg restaurants in chicago not deliver? /me laments…

who wants to deliver handlebar to me?

About to see @deadmilkmen. It’s been a good 14 years since the last time.

mint hot chocolate on top of terrible tacos? don’t mind if I do.

Upside of shorter moustache: easier to sip hot chocolate.

Wow, that almost made sense.

I need an Indian buffet buddy. Anyone interested the loop want to grab lunch?

I really, really want a squareback.

Literally watching a pot, waiting for it to boil.

Just saw an m3 with the plate “AWD”, did I miss an m3 drivetrain update?

I would like this bus to take me away.

I just lost about 5lbs of facial hair. #shornforspring

I have a problem with chewing gum where after a while I forget I’ve been chewing it, and my jaw really hurts.

My beard is currently making people around me nervous. #winrar

is that hail?

this evening will consist of me listening to @WoodyGuthrie and reflecting.

man, Chicago is starting to make a bunch of amazing changes. the future is going to be amazing.

my life has changed in weird ways. I missed the vw beetle announcement because I was paying attention to the CPS leadership announcement.

Wow. Whole new beer list at the village tap! Winrar!

Actually, fuck coffee, I need more Iron Maiden to get me through.

I worry that there may not be enough coffee in the world to get me through this morning.

Act crazy on the bus => get a seat to yourself.

Well, this weather is mostly terrible, with a chance of fucking horrible.

Headed to the doctor for @milorichard’s checkup.

wtf, how was I not following @hemeon?

OH: ’there is so much shit about stuff’ - @haprer

My timing today is terribly off.

I would like to murder this headache.

this weather suits @milorichard http://dylan.la/fbzo2G

protip: misfits == bonus productivity.

just had a great chat w/ @mager of @simplegeo - reminded me I have a bunch of apps to finish that will be easier to finish now.

phew, almost locked myself out of my office. that would have been terrible.

Listening to wreckx n effect with Milo. #danceparty

i vote pineapple.

just back from hearing @dansinker’s online journalism class pitch ideas w/ @justinmassa and @thelocaltourist. A bunch of awesome ideas!

Black leather trenchcoat. That’s a hell of a fashion statement.

I am now to the point where I am blaming the technology and the people that wrote it. Time for me to go to bed.

hilarious/frightening thing that is happening: my oven randomly turns on. Dial says off, oven is on. Hilarious/frightening.

Help, there’s a douchebag following me!

Also, there is every chance that I will fall asleep on this train.

Life is wonderful and insane.

anyone nearby have an external cd drive I can borrow tonight?

I am insanely fucking excited to see @deadmilkmen in a couple weeks.

. @harper hates the real time web.

Anyone near the merch mart, and want to grab lunch?

oh look, vague enough to be enticing! https://cloudbot.com/j/a40

Flashback. Genesee cream ale. Hilarious.