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Twitter — @dylanr

Dylan's main Twitter account. Mostly tech, cars, music, and dad stuff.

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i need to feed my french car fetish.
Holy random dance party. This was not what I expected from a breakfast place.
“is now the part of the meeting where I talk about random stuff?” - @mikeconlow
Just cut open what I thought was a peanut butter cupcake. Turns out it was actually a PB&J cupcake. Mind blown. /cc @sierra
this day must be getting better… I’m listening to Gorilla Biscuits. /cc @DanielReed
/me turns 90’s hardcore up. Tone set for week.
Dude on the cta renew crew with the nine inch beard braid, I salute you.
Power… Honor… Ambition… Future!
Well… it could be raining, I guess.
sometimes being lazy pays off.
pretty sure I just wrote an email that should have been just been a pull request.
Am going to have to drink about 4 gallons of coffee to make it through today.
turns out, 2.5 year olds are: resourceful, not to be trusted. @milorichard has a newly simplified bedroom #climbingthedresser
Saying “second son” has put seventh son of a seventh son in my head.
The train hates me this morning.
I am apparently still 13 years old. the last 2 days I have listenened to only @IronMaiden, operation ivy and screeching weasel.
so Gorilla Biscuits are playing shows… that’s apparently a thing again.
what’s that? listen to @ironmaiden for the rest of the day? don’t mind if I do.
. @etsy friends, congrats on direct checkout. excited for the possibility that opens up. @kellan I would test it to buy just ship shirts.
Songs to Fan the Flames of Discontent is so good. If you forgot that, you should go remember. If you’ve never heard it, you change that.
“Mama, mama! I’m a owl! Hoot!” - @milorichard while avoiding his nap. #mysonisfuckingawesome
Welp… that was a relaxing day.
today will have me listening to refused. and if things don’t change, bad posture on repeat. it’s been a while.
Having @xmarxchicago talk about food without providing any was a bad idea. #dreamingofbreadfruit
I woke up this morning and my beard smelled like a campfire. Thanks @XMarxChicago. #ordinner
. @milorichard “you hurt my feelings papa” #terriblefather “I want something to make my feelings better” #ohgodiamamonster …