Twitter — @dylanr

wrong number: “who’s this?” me: “not who you called.” wrong number: “I’m used to someone else being on the …

guys, remember when I liked music? tonight I dig out some @gvsbnyc so I have something to listen to tomorrow… cds!

/me turns up fugazi.

Well… @milorichard wants to be a “circus guy” when he grows up. #seemsreasonable

a soft pretzel from philly?!?!? thanks @genevievethiers ! #daymade

Nothing quite like hour four of “bedtime” to remind you that you’re a terrible parent.

Drunks on the train… I’m not really a fan.

OH: “it works… I clicked on all the stuff…” /cc @clint

bleep blorp..

I just backed Help Us Re-Release F.O.D.’s Shatter Your Day on CD/LP/TAPE on @Kickstarter kck.st

Shuffle just served me up The Goats. Today just keeps getting better. #nogoatsnoglory

. @milorichard ’s birthday morning: wake up to a room full of balloons. Then croissant and a smoothie in a bubble bath …as you do.

Today I listened to some metal, a bunch of fugazi and king missile. I am apparently still 16. Also, awesome.

Jusqu’ici tout va bien…

Today is my lovely, tolerant, amazing wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday! I couldn’t be more thankful.

. @milorichard ’s bedtime song last night was Clean Sheets by @descendents … modified to fit for a 3 year old (who sleeps on the floor).

I win at email today. Just caught up on over a thousand unread. #didnotbankrupt!

I just scrolled through 3 pages of tweets about animatedpizzagifs.com worth it!

listening to @descendents all day… as you do. /me turns it up.

Why can’t I favorite emails? /cc @brianholcomb

not really sure how it happened, but today has become a “listen to minor threat” day.

Renewed.

I’m winning the best beard contest at the refused show. #hxc

dear @google thanks for making the calculator show up right when I needed it.

Songs to fan the Flames of Discontent on repeat all day in anticipation #hxc_hipster #likedrefusedbeforeshapeofpunktocome

4:04am… listening to the pixies and thunder.

This train is hot with no AC.

Oh, Monday. That downpour I just walked home in was the coup de grace for the day. Kudos.

“When I’m a man, I don’t want to have a beard.” - @milorichard

I’ve made a terrible mistake…

man, the hits just keep on comin’, huh?

more genius from @milorichard “Why do those soccer people always want high fives?”

“I have dreams you know” @milorichard

Spent a bunch of today looking at @jeffrey ’s old office.

Hey SF friends! Want to hang out tomorrow night?

There’s no chance this seat next to me is going to stay empty. Cherry on my day.

what do I want to eat at ohare? I’ve apparently got time… #lazyweb

oh, we’ve entered the Danzig portion of the evening…

oh couscous, you are not a friend to the large beard.

what’s that? listen to a bunch of early @ironmaiden ? sounds like a plan.

. @milorichard is getting woken up for street fireworks. NB: for, not by.

f.lux just reminded me that it’s getting late.

apparently I forget python syntax somewhere around 1:30am.

trader joes kimchi fried rice. filed under: things I will regret in the morning.

Fevers and headaches and [redacted] oh my!

Desperate need for coffee.

Congrats to my alma mater @crateandbarrel for their #moxie award win!

getting rickrolled by @jdkunesh ’s leaky headphones.

4 years ago I married the most amazing woman I’ve ever known.