Twitter — @dylanr

sometimes my entire profession makes me facepalm.

“I don’t want rice and beans! I want beans and rice!” - @milorichard ’s current meltdown.

getting stopped on the street by people wondering what @harper starred in. #notanactor

Serendipitously shared a flight with @yodeets .

Long cab line is long…

Denver, it’s been a blast. You’re doing awesome things!

sssooooojjjjjjuuuuu!!!!!!! /cc @jdkunesh @cgansen

Complete @uber_chi fail. 4 tries to get a taxi, app just won’t actually make request. Now late.

I wish that there were better and less expensive options for getting @milorichard to learn French.

my neighbor shoveled my sidewalk and front stairs last night. #chicagoisawesome

I would make new ways to share my children’s childhood with my parents and friends #ifihadglass

driving around earlier “Cocaine” by Clapton came on the radio. @milorichard asks why the man was singing about cookies. #mindblown

In just a couple hours, my baby boy @felixerrichard turns one. He is filled with joy, and reminds me to be as well.

anyone in chicago recommend an HVAC parts store? #noheat

I am taking a virtual walk with streetview. Desperately want to get back to France soon.

about to @grubhub up some valentine’s dinner.

. @natekontny makes me feel like a very lazy man.

just like that, my entire feed became people contratulating @trammell . well deserved. @sonos is lucky to have you.

oh noes. now @sarah_slocum is sick too! I am Madagascar! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

both of my boys are sick. so sad.

Oh blue line, why do you mock me so?

after preschool, @milorichard had music appreciation class with me. Today’s lesson: @AC_DC .

i want indian buffet.

These fancy new green line trains are fancy. #cta

It’s beard freezin’ cold.

happy that it seems I may have secured health insurance for my family.

Why does one purchase a Ferrari in beige?

Ice storm complete with thunder and lightening? Pretty awesome. Also slippery.

Always nice to start your day being declined healthcare coverage.

so @felixerrichard can walk up to about 20 feet now.

RT @CloudGathering : Our interview with @dylanr of @obama2012 is LIVE. Check it out and let us know what you think: bit.ly …

. @littlelazer it could be targeted for conversion - I’ve never been closer to paying to make them stop.

disney ad in the middle of a misfits playlist? that may have been my most jarring @spotify ad yet.

May not have to spend the night in LGA after all… #longday

If I had known that I had hours to kill in NYC, I would have told people I was here…

Typing in French on the phone with English autocorrect is really hard.

Pencil and paper. Refreshing.

Early morning.

Oh sweet! The TSA broke my sunglasses. /me grumbles

Sad. In awe of how much good one can fit in such a short life.

man… quoting selected text in gmail replies is currently driving me crazy.

there is a lot of wub wub happening around me.

Portable electronics may be the death of my productivity.