Twitter — @dylanr

Also, for anyone keeping track, the pizza beat me home by a considerable margin. #lukewarmpizza #stillontrain

How is it possible that someone still thinks it could be okay to choose a new ringtone on the train?

2 hours to get to a gate.

Its now a race against time… Who will make it to my house first, me or the pizza I just ordered? #stuckontherunway

This “taxi until we find a gate” thing got old quick.

Coming home! Yay!

RT @dansinker : To the owner of the Prius with the “Quaker camp changed my life” bumper sticker: don’t ever change.

Did that dude just ask to pet my beard? Yes, yes he did.

Both of my kids are sick… And I’m out of town. Luckily, @sarah_slocum is amazing. (And overworked!)

In honor of @dansinker ’s birthday I hung out in an airport and am now walking a ton. Happy birthday friend!

I need 1 hour delivery for kindle. I always want it right before i’m headed on a trip and too late to have it arrive in time.

hey @slackhq I wish I could fav lines. I know I can star for me. I want to star for EVERYONE.

i should not be this happy to see graphite.

OMG SNOW TIRE SEASON!!!!

to be clear, I said that thing that @marihuertas OHed. the question remains? WHY THE FUCK DON’T I HAVE A GUMMI BEAR ONESIE JUMPSUIT?

“they might be at harper” - @harper

I played videos of baby goats to @felixerrichard on my phone a couple times, now he points to my phone and says “goats! goats!”

bummed to be missing #awsreinvent for the second time. super excited to hang out with my family, though!

I may have been ransomed for cab fare.

I am very sleepy.

That thing where I pace an airport…

Forgot my book made out of dead trees… Feels like the 90s.

also, in case you forgot, Not Richard But Dick by @deadmilkmen is amazing.

having the font set at 120% on @github makes my life better.

dear internet, what’s my best bet for getting a nexus 5 as soon as possible?

I was going to make fun of Google plus “auto awesome” feature… But my first reaction when seeing the result was …

Dublin, thanks for having me! You’ve been wonderful. I will be back. #WebSummit

Had a great time speaking at #WebSummit. Thoroughly impressed with the conference.

So @milorichard just texted me. Miss that dude so much.

time-shifted working is hard.

Just got stopped walking down the streets of Dublin to admire my @Wawa hoodie.

I would like today to be over now.

I am like a shark; but if I stop moving, I fall asleep.

Realizing I accidentally spent the morning power walking in a mall.

I am ridiculously sleepy right now. 5 more hours until boarding…

Couple hundred bucks poorer and 12 hours to kill at the airport. I am winning at today.

Minutes away from Heathrow. Plane supposed to leave in minutes. Fuuuuuuuuu…

Heh.. 2 trees on the track. Totally not making this flight. Today just got more interesting.

It is very windy here. Tree down on underground track near Heathrow… Wonder if I’ll make my flight.

Following people on twitter that are feet away so they have to follow me back. ;) /cc @jacqui

just finished a 2-3 hour walk through London at night. Must find food.

Having a spare phone battery is awesome.

ORD->LHR.

Oh hey Chicago, you got chilly.

this week thus far: devo -> floor -> misfits