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Twitter — @dylanr

Dylan's main Twitter account. Mostly tech, cars, music, and dad stuff.

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Whole family upgraded for return flight. Christmas miracle. Thanks @united .
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“Dear Santa, some days I am good. Love @milorichard ” #saddestsantaletter #settingthebarlow
#kids #milorichard
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there is a sad lack of silk nog in my life right now.
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“This is turning out to be a good night, I saw a coconut , and now I know how to snap! " - @milorichard
#kids #milorichard
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It is hard as hell to eat ice cream with this beard/mustache combo.
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awesome emails are awesome.
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Listening to John S. Hall and folding laundry because I’m artsy as fuck.
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Not a fan of the new twitter app.
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I didn’t know I was in a fugazi mood…. and yet, here I am.
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My beard is a block of ice.
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I have a full set of snow tires ready to put on the car, but am too lazy to do it…
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Might actually make it home today!
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That thing where you’re on hold for an hour and then get hung up on. /cc @united
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Google Now knows I’ve been looking for car parts and is kindly letting me know I’m nearby VW tuners. #nothingleavesstock
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Rest easy everyone! I’ve secured bubble water.
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The d concourse smells of jet fuel.
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I had 4k steps when I got to PHL tonight. twitter.com
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On a quest for bubble water.
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Also, that last one should have the hastag: #lameironmaidensongs
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As close as I’m going to get to the f gates… A through E secured. #lamechievmentunlocked twitter.com
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Some Philadelphians even used typewriters! 1 of the Philly movies could have been typed on a typewriter! #phlhistory twitter.com
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More Philadelphia movies; some not starring Sylvester Stallone! #phlhistory twitter.com
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The last of the Philadelphia movies. That’s all 38 of them. #phlhistory twitter.com
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Did you know that in addition to drinking it, some Philadelphians have brewed beer? #phlhistory twitter.com
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Even more people who were once Philadelphians wrote books! #phlhistory twitter.com
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Did you know that the liberty bell is in Philadelphia? And one made out of lego is at PHL! #phlhistory twitter.com
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Did you know that some people who at one point in their lives were Philadelphians have written books? #phlhistory twitter.com
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Did you know that several movies have been made in Philadelphia? And only most of those were terrible. #phlhistory twitter.com
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One hipster seriously just saw me then averted his eyes. #hipstershame
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Did you know Philadelphians once had jobs in offices? #phlhistory twitter.com
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2 more hours to walk around phl. Should be able to hit my @fitbit goal and see all the gates.
#fitbit
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Walking around the airport shaming hipsters who think their facial hair is awesome.
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I should write a book about code review called “getting to merge”
#tech
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Dear blue line, thanks for upping Monday’s game. #waiting #gonnabelate
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I’m glad my @fitbit app won’t show me my leaderboard. The shame would be unbearable. #needmorewalking
#fitbit
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i would like all of the desserts now, please.
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is it wrong to consider buying skateboards that you will never use?
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That person almost drove up on the sidewalk to hit me.
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I’ve been listening to a lot of Elliott Smith this week. I am simultaneously happy and sad.
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I love when people are incredulous that it is cold. In Chicago. In November.
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that thing where you’re reviewing code and can’t stop thinking “this is beautiful. all of these changes are beautiful.”
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