Twitter — @dylanr

“Put the hammer down. I will help you.” - @felixerrichard

Hypothetically, where do you think an almost five year old would hide an iPad mini?

7 hours ago I had only walked 200 steps today. Now 17k. Turns out, it is an exceptionally fucking loud night for a stroll. #headache

OH: " @harper is that a picture of you on the wall?"

“Off brand, but on point.” @kunalbhat

“That beard though! Fuck yeah!” #thingspassersbysay

“Its like hyper expensive hot topic.” - @harper

This @Uber driver is already angry at @harper .

ORD ✈ SFO

The minimal acknowledgement, confusing to passersby, thunderclap high five. Just perfected by @scottvdp and myself. #bejealous

Hey @EatFatRice - wonderful dinner as usual! @MairiPileggi wants you to put out a cookbook. :)

Inadvertently hilarious/poignant/astute thing: DJ playing “it’s raining men” at a tech event.

Congrats @CivisAnalytics on the #moxieawards. Great to see you all on stage!

¨I’m like a goat¨ - @okdan

am I in a prairie home companion? /cc @wearemodest

Insanity.

“Good night, not nice father.” - @milorichard #kickingassatthisfatherhoodthing

Yay, @poetica is now public! Ive played with it a bit, and it’s awesome. excited for @blaine et al

“What is another word for synergy?” - @harper

turns out the secret to my productivity may lie in lots and lots of @tedleo .

email, snap peas and wine in a box.

Hey @dansinker ! Thanks for telling me about the moon earlier. It blew @milorichard ’s mind… Also, it was pretty.

I have learned so much from @meyerweb . I am so grateful. Holding his family in the light. #663399Becca zeldman.com

Pretty sure @tomcoates is my spirit animal.

I’m on a boat!

Excited for @wearemodest to be supporting @AppCamp4Girls at the @wwdcgirls fundraiser tonight! a.wffls.com

I would also like to be removed from the @TechweekCHI 100 list. Thanks @iPaulLee , @harper , et al for inspiration. Let’s be better.

UNPARALLELED with limits

with limits

Bananas

Oh man… @milorichard just figured out how to ghost ride his scooter.

I enjoy the sound of welding.

Another 100 is probably from pacing airports… Like I’m doing now.

Welp… Got my 2000 mile badge from @fitbit today. At least 100 of that is from nervous pacing.

here’s that rain that’s been giving me a headache for the past couple hours.

“Bye Papa. I’m escaping tomorrow, for real.” - @milorichard

Ah yes, Humboldt Park lagoon wildlife… Turtles and needles.

It amazes me how terrible @CLINT ’s music can be.

. @felixerrichard just told me all about how I am afraid of dinosaurs but @broox keeps me safe.

That small approving nod shared between large bearded strangers crossing paths.

There is really no substitute for coming home from a long day to your child’s overture of “I don’t even like you!” #joy

i dare you to listen to @ironmaiden Phantom of the Opera and not at least tap your feet.

Ah, the subtle elegance of a chrome Aston Martin.