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Life goals: set aside half an hour a day to walk around and listen to @deadmilkmen . Happier and healthier.

one of the best things we did @modest . made so many facets of work better. medium.com Well said, @victoriap8er

Perfect summation of the pain, joy, love, sadness, and suspension of disbelief that is to live in Chicago right now. medium.com

Welp, i can cross having raw eggs thrown at me off my bucket list.

oh my inbox!

Me: how are you going to go to sleep tonight? @felixerrichard : better than a dog falling into a monster’s mouth. so, i guess good?

exciting to start to share what we’ve been working on since @modest joined @braintree @PayPal paypal.com congrats team!

the internet is like that closet where i shoved all that stuff I thought would be nice to see later.

I have a deep bench of frustrations.

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So windy that I almost accidentally donated my hat to the Chicago river.

this coffee I bought this morning sure is tasty cold…

Added to to-do list: “get shit in order.” That should cover it.

“Computers are easy, you just ‘beep bop boop’. How is that a whole career?” - @sarah_slocum taking a stand on my work life.

phrases I use to refer to higher fidelity communication: “face words talk” and “using mouth words”. I excel at communication.

or better yet, just take a week off and declare inbox bankruptcy across the board.

I’m going to take a week off just to deal with my various inboxes.

(•_•) <) )╯Flannel / \ (•_•) ( (> Lined / \ (•_•) <) )> Jeans / \

there is a chance that @harper and I may be a alternate universe Bill and Ted.

What series of life choices leaves you wearing a beret to the moma?

Hard questions from @felixerrichard , dinner edition: “Why am I not God?”

hey @SlackHQ . thanks for /remind it’s awesome.

welp. @milorichard wrote a story today about how to cook a tofurkey.

RT @jessevondoom : @harper Real talk: @dylanr is my be-chill idol.

Me: that’s crazy talk. @milorichard : no, that’s real talk.

It has been more than 2 weeks since I’ve been to @handlebarchi . This must be remedied asap.

tfw you quickly check up on world news and everything is terrible and humanity is doomed.

Me: guess what’s in my pocket. @milorichard : a rotting carcass!

“Can you tell us an old fashion story? Like about telephones?” - @felixerrichard

dear science, do I listen to music to match my mood, or does my mood conform to my music? relatedly, crass is still awesome. thanks, -dylan

Man… @allspaw making me want to go back to school. #VelocityConf

Me: “what do you want to do tomorrow?” @milorichard : “1-play video games. 2-be awesome.”

Today I partook of the traditional @aaronsalmon coffee after dentist.

Turns out @felixerrichard is a big fan of early primus.

/remind me in about 11 months that I should go to #cultivatecon (this better work, this is my third year missing it)

SF friends: where should I get dinner?

My understatement of the day, re: Porsche: “They’re good at cars.”

Wish I had been able to make it to #techinclusion15. Seems like it was productive.

. @felixerrichard , while gorging himself on the @handlebarchi patio: “there’s nothing like food!”

. @felixerrichard “I want to be a fishmonger when I grow up.” ME: “A fishmonger?” FR: “I mean a fish. I want to be a …