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That feeling when Google suggests an article about cool old cars and you instantly recognize @joshu’s lotus.

Got my teeth cleaned, now headed to get my @aaronsalmon inspired post cleaning coffee.

Hey @dylanreed aka American Dylan, happy birthday!!!! Hope we get to hang out again soon.

Today I recognize I’m getting a cold, but am still gonna go for a walk in the cold because life is hard choices.

Just listening to some Christian News radio with @dansinker… As you do.

Me: can you stop pirouetting across the room? @milorichard: I’m not pirouetting, these are piqué turns. So… Ballet classes are working.

RT @dansinker: Amazing opportunity for three White House interns to dress up like ghosts and change history. twitter.com

“Basically, a kiddie cocktail is la Croix with blood in it.” @felixerrichard

I’m tryin’ to raise money for scholarships for my birthday! I have a match for the first $1,950 so If y’all have $19.50 or …

For my birthday this year, I’m asking for donations to Chicago Friends School. I went to Quaker school most of my life; it is a huge part of how …

I can’t express how much I will miss AMH. She helped keep me, and so many others, whole. …

Last time I was this delayed at LGA I got to hang out with @loganlahive for hours. Turns out LGA is way less fun without him.

TSA dude: what kind of car is that on your shirt? Me: a 1996 pistachio base golf harlequin.. blank stare Me: vw made ~264 of these with the four …

“that was there for the nachos of the past.” @felixerrichard on the leftover guac on his plate.

“you are a children manager.” - @milorichard, describing my status in the family.

Me, to my punk-ass kiddo: “Punk. Punky. Punky Brewster.” @felixerrichard: “How dare you call me a honky rooster!?”

Weird to see a @HarMarSuperstar show and have him fully clothed at the end of the show.

i sat down 2 hours ago to listen to music and get through a bunch of email. I forgot to turn on the music.