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I’m tryin’ to raise money for scholarships for my birthday! I have a match for the first $1,950 so If y’all have $19.50 or …
Last time I was this delayed at LGA I got to hang out with @loganlahive for hours. Turns out LGA is way less fun without him.
TSA dude: what kind of car is that on your shirt? Me: a 1996 pistachio base golf harlequin.. blank stare Me: vw made ~264 of these with the four …
Me, to my punk-ass kiddo: “Punk. Punky. Punky Brewster.” @felixerrichard : “How dare you call me a honky rooster!?”
i sat down 2 hours ago to listen to music and get through a bunch of email. I forgot to turn on the music.
. @felixerrichard somehow misheard the misfits “hate breeders” as “pancreas”, and now it’s the weirdest song ever.
Where eagles dare by the misfits is a good kids song, right? #unfazed
Whoever it was that gave my family the gift of the stomach flu for Christmas… You shouldn’t have.
My children being read Xmas books… When introduced to Scrooge they naturally assume that he’s a duck. #winningatparenting #DuckTales
Concourse E, the LGA of ORD.
People assume I’m a hipster because of my beard… Come on… I had a beard before it was cool.
So proud of this school. I am lucky to be a part of this community: dnainfo.com #dayofservice #dogood /cc @Chicago_Friends