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Wow @united when things go wrong, you seriously drop the ball, huh?

On the plus side, I can get some more steps in. On the other hand, that no step time was supposed to get me home.

Apparently @benhuh is unable to use regular tableware. Also, the people at the next table hate us. / cc @harper @davidcoallier

“Dylan, looking menacing at the camera.”

“It’s awesome and I’m really exciting!” @harper #freudianslip

Dear @SlackHQ, I love you and I want to use you with spotty internet. More local caching and queueing would help immensely (android). Xoxo

while I don’t have office slippers, I am currently rocking the awesomely amazing @SlackHQ socks instead.

I need office slippers.

“That’s my rapper name, young coconut.” - @harper /cc @CLINT

That thing where your beard is accidentally tucked into your shirt.

“Put the hammer down. I will help you.” - @felixerrichard

Hypothetically, where do you think an almost five year old would hide an iPad mini?

7 hours ago I had only walked 200 steps today. Now 17k. Turns out, it is an exceptionally fucking loud night for a stroll. #headache

OH: " @harper is that a picture of you on the wall?"

“Off brand, but on point.” @kunalbhat

“That beard though! Fuck yeah!” #thingspassersbysay

“Its like hyper expensive hot topic.” - @harper

This @Uber driver is already angry at @harper.

ORD ✈ SFO

The minimal acknowledgement, confusing to passersby, thunderclap high five. Just perfected by @scottvdp and myself. #bejealous

Hey @EatFatRice - wonderful dinner as usual! @MairiPileggi wants you to put out a cookbook. :)

Inadvertently hilarious/poignant/astute thing: DJ playing “it’s raining men” at a tech event.

Congrats @CivisAnalytics on the #moxieawards. Great to see you all on stage!

¨I’m like a goat¨ - @okdan

am I in a prairie home companion? /cc @wearemodest

Insanity.

“Good night, not nice father.” - @milorichard #kickingassatthisfatherhoodthing

Yay, @poetica is now public! Ive played with it a bit, and it’s awesome. excited for @blaine et al

“What is another word for synergy?” - @harper

turns out the secret to my productivity may lie in lots and lots of @tedleo.

email, snap peas and wine in a box.

Hey @dansinker! Thanks for telling me about the moon earlier. It blew @milorichard’s mind… Also, it was pretty.

I have learned so much from @meyerweb. I am so grateful. Holding his family in the light. #663399Becca zeldman.com

Pretty sure @tomcoates is my spirit animal.

I’m on a boat!

Excited for @wearemodest to be supporting @AppCamp4Girls at the @wwdcgirls fundraiser tonight! a.wffls.com

I would also like to be removed from the @TechweekCHI 100 list. Thanks @iPaulLee, @harper, et al for inspiration. Let’s be better.

UNPARALLELED with limits

with limits

Bananas