May 8, 2014. @felixerrichard just told me all about how I am afraid of dinosaurs but @broox keeps me safe.
May 6, 2014There is really no substitute for coming home from a long day to your child’s overture of “I don’t even like you!” #joy
April 29, 2014I’m going to assume that that random high five from a stranger on the street was due to the beard.
April 23, 2014Dear New York, I like you, and I should visit soon for longer than a half a day. Sorry, friends I didn’t hang out with.
April 23, 2014I enjoy my friend @dylanreed ’s blog a lot. It is worth noting that it also has the best tag cloud ever. dylanreed.com
April 18, 2014. @spotify even not knowing all my musical taste (which you should) open.spotify.com shouldn’t scream “christian gospel fan”
April 18, 2014hey @Spotify your ad targeting needs work. I am not even close to a fan of Christian Gospel.
April 18, 2014Just favorited, unfavorited and then favorited a tweet a half dozen times so the author knew just how much I fav it.
April 15, 2014in other news, I am desperately low on @fitbit steps, and it’s cold out.. so off to the inside bike!
April 15, 2014Not to be all gushy, but.. I sure do love the @wearemodest team. Nice to have almost everyone in town.
April 13, 2014Hey Chicago! It’s almost warm enough to go on a multi mile walk in shorts. #coldlegs #doingitanyway
March 27, 2014I have unintentionally listened to more Geto Boys in the last 48 hours than the previous 2 years.
March 24, 2014Verifying myself: I am dylanr on Keybase.io. mg2tHT5UFwcxp3O1FpshJKzSEG2N56m9DAQK / keybase.io