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I find myself following less tech bullshit on Twitter and more people striving to do good in the world. Wish there was a bigger overlap.

I could probably eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

. @felixerrichard got his bangs cut and now he looks like yolandi.

“Watch my backwards jumping sports!” I may have failed @milorichard in sports learning.

Turns out, @harper is a square.

Was nice to see a couple of 914s on the west Marin twisty roads this morning. Thanks whatever p-car club was out on a cruise.

A 911 Carrera 4s can really out accelerate a Yaris. #verified #science

. @felixerrichard after screaming like a banshee for me after being put to bed: “Papa, what do humpback whales look like?”

. @felixerrichard’s idea for me this morning “next time, just don’t go to work.”

“I want to drink up your blood. Drink drink drink, then you die.” - @felixerrichard #ummmm #goodmorning

“We’re not going to kill you. Just mama.” - @felixerrichard #parenthood #truelove

“Why do you have a cow on your hat?” @felixerrichard - on seeing a bulls hat. Demonstrating my inability to teach him about sports.

Fun seeing @dylanreed… If only for half a second before being hung up on.

Me: I’m going on another trip, buddy, so I won’t see you tomorrow. @milorichard: good. I love that. #trollgamestrong

Every time I’m on a plane waiting to take off google now taunts me and tells me how far I am from home.

Where does one find those archetypal orthopedic shoes? Feel like that’s missing from my wardrobe. #orthopedchic

Dancin’. Waitin’ for the train.

Oh hi Chicago! It is warmer here then when I left. Also earlier. yawns

Dear @united, Take three. Also, almost canceled because you can’t do basic math? Wish I could get these last five hours back.

After another hour on the tarmac with the kids, next logical step is cancel the flight and return to the terminal. Wait. No. Why @united?

I get it now. Musical planes! You know, for kids!

Even better: You’ve been on a plane with your kids for two hours? Let’s head back to the gate. You know, for funsies. Also, to wait more.

Delayed hours on a plane? Fun. Delayed hours on a plane with your children? Priceless.

Wherein I try not to fall asleep on this boat.

If you’re a bcc email recipient, why isn’t the default reply-all scope just the sender?

. @felixerrichard is now insouciantly introducing himself as “Batman”. #terriblesecretidentity

So, how does one get around sf with kids without car seats?

If you think that you have no gender/race/etc bias in your company/life/etc you’re lying. Probably foremost to yourself.

This was a great read. Time to get comfortable fighting against the subtle along with the overt. on.recode.net

Woot! Surrounded by @chrisdilts photos while I eat delicious veggie food. This is my kind of evening.

Me: “Hey guys, what’re you talking about?” @milorichard and @felixerrichard: “You dying.” #uplifting

having a conversation with the slack bot. Seems legit, right? /cc @SlackHQ

Achievement unlocked: worst dressed at the fashion conference. Great time and learned a bunch. Thanks @sandyhussain! #therealFD

Luckily, as a culture, we handle weather delays during travel super well.

Creepy songs about underage girls.. Made creepier with the magic of karaoke. /cc @CLINT @andreakalinka

Man. @ejacqui about to flip a table about people liking deep space nine.

In all seriousness, happy birthday to @harper. Best partner and friend I could possibly hope for. Thanks for being awesome.

Happy @harper day everyone!

Of note: I love @SlackHQ and @alirayl is awesome. Can’t stress importance of customer experience in building company/product.

RT @harper: Dylan: “I am a vegetarian. I can’t have meat” Restaurant: “here is your dish. As you asked. No mint. " Dylan: …

/me pours one out for my orange sunglasses… Hopefully to be fixed tomorrow.

“Today I will kill you.” - @felixerrichard

who at @modest decided it would be ok to put Spice Girls on the @Sonos?

“What units do you usually use to measure fulfillment?” - @Arkmashton

How the fuck do I end up with no computers that can read a CD?

This morning’s shuffle gift: “it’s not easy being green” (Kermit) -> “return of the unicorn” (Sean Na Na) /cc …