December 23, 2018RT @dansinker : Amazing opportunity for three White House interns to dress up like ghosts and change history. twitter.com
November 16, 2018Nice thing about the pixel 3 wide selfie cam is I can pretty much get my whole beard in a selfie now. x.com
September 26, 2018I’m tryin’ to raise money for scholarships for my birthday! I have a match for the first $1,950 so If y’all have $19.50 or …
September 17, 2018I can’t express how much I will miss AMH. She helped keep me, and so many others, whole. …
September 12, 2018Last time I was this delayed at LGA I got to hang out with @loganlahive for hours. Turns out LGA is way less fun without him.
August 28, 2018TSA dude: what kind of car is that on your shirt? Me: a 1996 pistachio base golf harlequin.. blank stare Me: vw made ~264 of these with the four …
August 21, 2018“that was there for the nachos of the past.” @felixerrichard on the leftover guac on his plate.
July 11, 2018Late night walking in Detroit. Trying to get my steps in. Shame I’m never here on the weekends.
July 5, 2018Me, to my punk-ass kiddo: “Punk. Punky. Punky Brewster.” @felixerrichard : “How dare you call me a honky rooster!?”
June 7, 2018It’s been a wonderful 10 years. Happy anniversary to us! …also, a festive card from Felix depicting the family as ninjas, including the …
May 26, 2018Next phase for the @longballrally coupe. Been in the family for over 15 years now. Such a great little car. Can’t wait to see it back from the …
May 11, 2018i sat down 2 hours ago to listen to music and get through a bunch of email. I forgot to turn on the music.
April 6, 2018. @felixerrichard somehow misheard the misfits “hate breeders” as “pancreas”, and now it’s the weirdest song ever.
April 6, 2018. @milorichard and @felixerrichard expressing their frustration with having to clean, and their love of Joan Jett through interpretive dance.
April 1, 2018While discussing bathtime safety: @milorichard - “The bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.” @felixerrichard - “Unless …
