2017

Me: Felix, sit down at the dinner table. @felixerrichard : But Papa, I just want to dance! I am the tiny town in footloose.

Thread and article are both so good. twitter.com

TFW your hoodie is soaked from the rain but it’s covering your Satanic cat shirt.

That 17th cup of coffee may have been a mistake.

There are a staggering amount of police vehicles headed towards ORD right now.

Just checked with @clint on whether something was appropriate or not. So that, apparently, is my yardstick.

. @felixerrichard after leaving @harper ’s: “That party was awesome.”