2016

one of the best things we did @modest . made so many facets of work better. medium.com Well said, @victoriap8er

Perfect summation of the pain, joy, love, sadness, and suspension of disbelief that is to live in Chicago right now. medium.com

Welp, i can cross having raw eggs thrown at me off my bucket list.

oh my inbox!

Me: how are you going to go to sleep tonight? @felixerrichard : better than a dog falling into a monster’s mouth. so, i guess good?

exciting to start to share what we’ve been working on since @modest joined @braintree @PayPal paypal.com congrats team!

the internet is like that closet where i shoved all that stuff I thought would be nice to see later.

I have a deep bench of frustrations.

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So windy that I almost accidentally donated my hat to the Chicago river.

this coffee I bought this morning sure is tasty cold…

Added to to-do list: “get shit in order.” That should cover it.

“Computers are easy, you just ‘beep bop boop’. How is that a whole career?” - @sarah_slocum taking a stand on my work life.

phrases I use to refer to higher fidelity communication: “face words talk” and “using mouth words”. I excel at communication.

or better yet, just take a week off and declare inbox bankruptcy across the board.

I’m going to take a week off just to deal with my various inboxes.

(•_•) <) )╯Flannel / \ (•_•) ( (> Lined / \ (•_•) <) )> Jeans / \

there is a chance that @harper and I may be a alternate universe Bill and Ted.