2016

of note, I do not respond to “Dyl-bro-man” /cc @harper

So all those wheels I wanted to buy in England are now 10% cheaper?

. @felixerrichard : “Can I do sign language at the dinner table?” does jazzhands (Anyone know where a 4 year old can learn sign language?) …

you know what’s awesome? veggie straws.

imma get glasses made with that “this is fine” comic printed on the inside.

“I accidentally hit him with a bat.” @milorichard , who may not fully appreciate the meaning of accidental.

RT @dansinker : @dylanr OMG WAIT: DO YOU STILL WEAR COLLARS LIKE THAT, AND YOUR BEARD IS JUST COVERING THEM?!??!?!

“I’m hurt proof.” - @felixerrichard #whatcouldgowrong

fuck it, I’m just gonna spend all day listening to The Shaggs.

. @felixerrichard , speaking to me: “YOU HAVE FAILED AGAIN!!!”

is there a new @googlenexus phone coming this @googleio ?

My @googlenexus Nexus 5 is almost unusably slow. What should I get instead?

me right now: why do I have a tab open to tractorsupply.com ?

It is really gross when you get on a train where someone has just smoked.

does @amazon sell backs? I could use a new back.

Me: I’m flying out tonight. @felixerrichard : I put a bomb in your suitcase. Me: Felix, that’s not funny. F: It is to the god of war!

Pro tip: whenever you’re in an @uber , split the fare with @harper .

. @milorichard “it’s basically” @felixerrichard “a battle!” M: “no, a short version of” F: “Mary …

“Go go gadget: be sad!” - @felixerrichard #dontcryemokid

“392 horse pounds” - @CLINT

I haven’t gone a full week in the past 15 years without listening to @atomgoren noisey.vice.com via @NOISEYMUSIC

ok, seriously, @wawa . What can I do to get a wawa in Chicago?

Me: “Good night!” @felixerrichard : “We’ll see about that!”

It’s not every day that I see someone with a beard that puts mine to shame. Kudos to you, random bearded dude.

Imagine if four year olds made sense.

this is awesome. twitter.com

“We’d like to introduce you to Thington!” by @tomcoates medium.com So excited for this.

“Our navigation database is corrupted.” Filed under: the future is amazing.

the saddest burrito.

is this the box where I tell everyone I want a tesla 3?

I was dead set on being in a shitty mood today, but I accidentally listed to Serge Gainsbourg and now my head is full of fun.

Kid walking through the airport pointing at me and yelling “DEVIL!!!!”. or, as I call it, Friday.

Kinda loving hearing Tribe at all these random places. Super bummed about why I’m hearing Tribe at all these random places.

listening to king missile. you know, because I’m still 16 and artsy in my head.

Just saw a dude in a Benz with the license plate “EX POOR”…

The rest of this train is missing out on the fun dance party I’m having in my head.

kinda done with politics, tbh. /me finds pics of cute kittens instead.

Chicago shuts down Trump, RT for mykindatown, fav for liberalfascists

creating email filters: subject:webinar -> skip the inbox

Listening to @TheeRealFDHC with the family because @felixerrichard wanted to listen to a rockstar named felix.

Life goals: set aside half an hour a day to walk around and listen to @deadmilkmen . Happier and healthier.