December 2016

At a VW dealership for first time in a while where none of my friends work there. Is this everyone else’s experience? It’s terrible.

. @felixerrichard : would you rather have a comfy chair or help the cat not die? Me: help the cat F: yeah, that’s how I’d vote, too

. @felixerrichard wrote a song. A snippet: “This is my body, this is my head. I am a seahorse who loves the dead.” Um… Merry …

. @milorichard on being asked to wear snow pants to go to recess and refusing: “My body, my choice!”

. @felixerrichard after brunch: “oh, my tummy hurts from eating too much.”

My children and how they demonstrate what their parents have taught them. A study in two tweets..

RT @CLINT : yeah basically twitter.com

RT @dansinker : Been thinking: What I want is power taken away from the white establishment and a profound change in the way America is run.

Just watching my friends’ pets Twitter accounts fight…

Somehow @EatFatRice NEVER fails to be amazing. So so good.

It’s “accidentally zip your beard in your coat” cold out.

i have watched this for 45 minutes now. twitter.com

That post dentist coffee. <3 /cc @aaronsalmon

A whole bunch of kids just got on this holiday train expecting Santa and saw me instead. I have never been a greater disappointment.