September 2016

Starting my day listening to gorilla biscuits… Setting the tone for today.

My birthday is almost over, but you can still get me an awesome present. Register to vote: hello.vote Thanks!

Why in the fuck is a @realDonaldTrump promoted tweet being displayed to me? I am very much not a likely donor.

Channelling @aaronsalmon and wearing shorts on this 60° day. Because he’s awesome and because idgaf.

OH: “Empathy is nice…”

why yes, yes i am making a cole slaw sandwich.

i keep saying “woof” to things that i don’t like. thanks @victoriap8er for this new verbal tic.