May 2016

May 24, 2016

fuck it, I’m just gonna spend all day listening to The Shaggs.

May 21, 2016

. @felixerrichard , speaking to me: “YOU HAVE FAILED AGAIN!!!”

May 18, 2016

is there a new @googlenexus phone coming this @googleio ?

May 15, 2016

My @googlenexus Nexus 5 is almost unusably slow. What should I get instead?

May 15, 2016

. @felixerrichard doing his best John Waters impression. Also, he got new glasses. x.com

May 11, 2016

me right now: why do I have a tab open to tractorsupply.com ?

May 5, 2016

It is really gross when you get on a train where someone has just smoked.

May 2, 2016

does @amazon sell backs? I could use a new back.

May 2, 2016

Me: I’m flying out tonight. @felixerrichard : I put a bomb in your suitcase. Me: Felix, that’s not funny. F: It is to the god of war!