April 2016

Pro tip: whenever you’re in an @uber , split the fare with @harper .

. @milorichard “it’s basically” @felixerrichard “a battle!” M: “no, a short version of” F: “Mary …

“Go go gadget: be sad!” - @felixerrichard #dontcryemokid

“392 horse pounds” - @CLINT

I haven’t gone a full week in the past 15 years without listening to @atomgoren noisey.vice.com via @NOISEYMUSIC

ok, seriously, @wawa . What can I do to get a wawa in Chicago?

Me: “Good night!” @felixerrichard : “We’ll see about that!”

It’s not every day that I see someone with a beard that puts mine to shame. Kudos to you, random bearded dude.

Imagine if four year olds made sense.

this is awesome. twitter.com

“We’d like to introduce you to Thington!” by @tomcoates medium.com So excited for this.

“Our navigation database is corrupted.” Filed under: the future is amazing.

the saddest burrito.

is this the box where I tell everyone I want a tesla 3?