2015

. @felixerrichard is now insouciantly introducing himself as “Batman”. #terriblesecretidentity

So, how does one get around sf with kids without car seats?

If you think that you have no gender/race/etc bias in your company/life/etc you’re lying. Probably foremost to yourself.

This was a great read. Time to get comfortable fighting against the subtle along with the overt. on.recode.net

Woot! Surrounded by @chrisdilts photos while I eat delicious veggie food. This is my kind of evening.

Me: “Hey guys, what’re you talking about?” @milorichard and @felixerrichard : “You dying.” #uplifting

having a conversation with the slack bot. Seems legit, right? /cc @SlackHQ

Achievement unlocked: worst dressed at the fashion conference. Great time and learned a bunch. Thanks @sandyhussain ! #therealFD

Luckily, as a culture, we handle weather delays during travel super well.

Creepy songs about underage girls.. Made creepier with the magic of karaoke. /cc @CLINT @andreakalinka

Man. @ejacqui about to flip a table about people liking deep space nine.

In all seriousness, happy birthday to @harper . Best partner and friend I could possibly hope for. Thanks for being awesome.

Happy @harper day everyone!

Of note: I love @SlackHQ and @alirayl is awesome. Can’t stress importance of customer experience in building company/product.

RT @harper : Dylan: “I am a vegetarian. I can’t have meat” Restaurant: “here is your dish. As you asked. No mint. " …

/me pours one out for my orange sunglasses… Hopefully to be fixed tomorrow.

“Today I will kill you.” - @felixerrichard

who at @modest decided it would be ok to put Spice Girls on the @Sonos ?

“What units do you usually use to measure fulfillment?” - @Arkmashton

How the fuck do I end up with no computers that can read a CD?

This morning’s shuffle gift: “it’s not easy being green” (Kermit) -> “return of the unicorn” (Sean Na Na) /cc …

Wtf happened in the last three hours when I wasn’t on the internet?

. @harper and I are terrible at being stuck in traffic.

Imma favorite my own tweet.

My google play music on random is amazing. The Muppets -> Minor Threat transition is actually great.

Fun to share what we’ve been working on @modest . Excited to help retailers. Ridiculously proud of the team and the product.

“Take your ninja out of your mouth when you’re talking.” #howiparent

Which circle of hell is a bunch of teenage girls doing Bohemian Rhapsody karaoke simultaneously?

18° feels so warm.

Chilling in a tunnel on the @ctablue … Medical emergency at Logan Square, apparently.

“You’re not ever going to be a part of the family!” - @felixerrichard #goodmorning #fatheroftheyear

possibly the worst part of going bald is knowing that I’ll never have a proper mohawk again.

can ASAP (As Simply As Possible) be a thing?

Today is my awesome sister @ellemra17 ’s birthday. In her honor I’m going to eat all the cake.

“You go away. I hate you, Rex” @felixerrichard talking to a dinosaur.

Well, at least we’re getting some of that snow we’ve been missing this winter.

i spend a lot of my life listening to @omgitsjsh say words. which I like.

I am getting retargeted ads for peeps. I am simultaneously pleased and ashamed.

bran flakes, greek yogurt and cheap beer is a totally legit combo, right?

I’ve started wearing a robe around the house, so I’m about 2 white Russians away from just turning into the dude.

I’m really excited for how the new Harper Lee book is going to mess with @harper ’s mentions.

Welp. @milorichard just legitimately beat me in chess.

Hey @shawnimal , @felixerrichard had an idea for a new zipper pull. “Tell your friend who makes the ninjas that diggers are really cool, …

I wish I could get more @PeanutChews locally. :(

“When will you ever come home soon enough?” @milorichard after I miss bedtime reading for third day in a row. #papaoftheyear #gutted

Holy crap, earth crisis just randomly came on shuffle and just like that I’m 16 again.