2015

Great news everyone! Raspberries are still awesome.

switched to listening to Iron Maiden, because I’m actually 10 in my head.

listening to operation ivy, because I’m apparently still 13 in my head.

“How did I get here?” @gaurisharma

“So here we are on Mars.” medium.com a great example of why @jkriss is one of my favorite people.

The hippie exodus from Chicago this morning is a sight to behold.

A wild @CLINT has appeared! [insert picture I’m not actually going to take on a crowded train, because creepy]

Oh man… @Postmates works for @chicagodiner again. Terrible news for my wallet, great news for me!

Try to explain straight edge to a five year old and not feel stupid.

Awesome lunch at @handlebarchi with the kiddos listening to minor threat.. Or as my kids will know them, ‘oldies’.

“Why would you dress up like a pony? That’s the dumbest thing in the world.” - @milorichard after having bronies explained to him.

“Is karate a dangerous game for babies?” - @felixerrichard

“Papa, can you pause the fireworks?” - @milorichard

I am terrible at figuring out what I want for lunch.

working out of a coffee shop like it’s 2010 or something.

It’s in the fifties. It’s July. I’m going to wear shorts.

sometimes the misfits are the only thing that can get me to concentrate.

. @milorichard pretending to be a chicken: “I don’t want to be butchered! I don’t want to be butchered!”

I find myself following less tech bullshit on Twitter and more people striving to do good in the world. Wish there was a bigger overlap.

I could probably eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

. @felixerrichard got his bangs cut and now he looks like yolandi.

“Watch my backwards jumping sports!” I may have failed @milorichard in sports learning.

Turns out, @harper is a square.

Was nice to see a couple of 914s on the west Marin twisty roads this morning. Thanks whatever p-car club was out on a cruise.

A 911 Carrera 4s can really out accelerate a Yaris. #verified #science

. @felixerrichard after screaming like a banshee for me after being put to bed: “Papa, what do humpback whales look like?”

. @felixerrichard ’s idea for me this morning “next time, just don’t go to work.”

“I want to drink up your blood. Drink drink drink, then you die.” - @felixerrichard #ummmm #goodmorning

“We’re not going to kill you. Just mama.” - @felixerrichard #parenthood #truelove

“Why do you have a cow on your hat?” @felixerrichard - on seeing a bulls hat. Demonstrating my inability to teach him about sports.

Fun seeing @dylanreed … If only for half a second before being hung up on.

Me: I’m going on another trip, buddy, so I won’t see you tomorrow. @milorichard : good. I love that. #trollgamestrong

Every time I’m on a plane waiting to take off google now taunts me and tells me how far I am from home.

Where does one find those archetypal orthopedic shoes? Feel like that’s missing from my wardrobe. #orthopedchic

Dancin’. Waitin’ for the train.

Oh hi Chicago! It is warmer here then when I left. Also earlier. yawns

Dear @united , Take three. Also, almost canceled because you can’t do basic math? Wish I could get these last five hours back.

After another hour on the tarmac with the kids, next logical step is cancel the flight and return to the terminal. Wait. No. Why @united ?

I get it now. Musical planes! You know, for kids!

Even better: You’ve been on a plane with your kids for two hours? Let’s head back to the gate. You know, for funsies. Also, to wait more.

Delayed hours on a plane? Fun. Delayed hours on a plane with your children? Priceless.

Wherein I try not to fall asleep on this boat.

If you’re a bcc email recipient, why isn’t the default reply-all scope just the sender?