August 2015

/me would like this mid-grade headache to be over.

welp. gonna just spend my morning looking at pictures of kittens.

. @milorichard “this’ll make me feel better…” [forces pillow over my face]

Ridiculously excited for @modest be joining the @PayPal / @braintree team! We’re going to do amazing things! braintreepayments.com

Pretty sure I dropped my ventra card at @handlebarchi . Second lost in three weeks. Drat these new shorts and their uncontaining pockets.

Me: “Which do you want, milk or water?” @felixerrichard : “Blood. Blood, please.” #wtf

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday! so grateful to have her as my partner.

“WHAT NUMBER IS EIGHT?!?!?” - @harper

I’m somehow losing this argument I didn’t realize I was having. #parenthood

“No, Papa, he’s right. You need water to survive.” - @milorichard

“If you don’t like water, you’ll have to be killed.” - @felixerrichard

not sure why the @modest @sonos hates Pink Floyd.

watching @harper watching a video of @harper … #harperception

fortified with donuts.

listening to hall & oates and thinking of @thomasryan .

that vegan oatmeal creme pie is health food, right?

can i shift to an all watermelon diet?

“I can’t right now, because I’m dead. Sorry.” - @felixerrichard That boy knows how to shirk responsibility.

i am talking to myself. asking questions. out loud.