July 2015

it is bright in here without sunglasses.

. @harper : gotta sort through all these pics of these people ME: it’s a search for images of your face H: yep ME: it’s all pics of you H: …

Great news everyone! Raspberries are still awesome.

switched to listening to Iron Maiden, because I’m actually 10 in my head.

listening to operation ivy, because I’m apparently still 13 in my head.

“How did I get here?” @gaurisharma

“So here we are on Mars.” medium.com a great example of why @jkriss is one of my favorite people.

The hippie exodus from Chicago this morning is a sight to behold.

A wild @CLINT has appeared! [insert picture I’m not actually going to take on a crowded train, because creepy]

Oh man… @Postmates works for @chicagodiner again. Terrible news for my wallet, great news for me!

Try to explain straight edge to a five year old and not feel stupid.

Awesome lunch at @handlebarchi with the kiddos listening to minor threat.. Or as my kids will know them, ‘oldies’.

“Why would you dress up like a pony? That’s the dumbest thing in the world.” - @milorichard after having bronies explained to him.

“Is karate a dangerous game for babies?” - @felixerrichard

“Papa, can you pause the fireworks?” - @milorichard

I am terrible at figuring out what I want for lunch.

working out of a coffee shop like it’s 2010 or something.

It’s in the fifties. It’s July. I’m going to wear shorts.