May 2015

. @milorichard pretending to be a chicken: “I don’t want to be butchered! I don’t want to be butchered!”

I find myself following less tech bullshit on Twitter and more people striving to do good in the world. Wish there was a bigger overlap.

I could probably eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

. @felixerrichard got his bangs cut and now he looks like yolandi.

“Watch my backwards jumping sports!” I may have failed @milorichard in sports learning.

Turns out, @harper is a square.

Was nice to see a couple of 914s on the west Marin twisty roads this morning. Thanks whatever p-car club was out on a cruise.

A 911 Carrera 4s can really out accelerate a Yaris. #verified #science

. @felixerrichard after screaming like a banshee for me after being put to bed: “Papa, what do humpback whales look like?”

. @felixerrichard ’s idea for me this morning “next time, just don’t go to work.”

“I want to drink up your blood. Drink drink drink, then you die.” - @felixerrichard #ummmm #goodmorning

“We’re not going to kill you. Just mama.” - @felixerrichard #parenthood #truelove