April 2015

“Why do you have a cow on your hat?” @felixerrichard - on seeing a bulls hat. Demonstrating my inability to teach him about sports.

Fun seeing @dylanreed … If only for half a second before being hung up on.

Me: I’m going on another trip, buddy, so I won’t see you tomorrow. @milorichard : good. I love that. #trollgamestrong

Every time I’m on a plane waiting to take off google now taunts me and tells me how far I am from home.

Where does one find those archetypal orthopedic shoes? Feel like that’s missing from my wardrobe. #orthopedchic

Dancin’. Waitin’ for the train.

Oh hi Chicago! It is warmer here then when I left. Also earlier. yawns

Dear @united , Take three. Also, almost canceled because you can’t do basic math? Wish I could get these last five hours back.

After another hour on the tarmac with the kids, next logical step is cancel the flight and return to the terminal. Wait. No. Why @united ?

I get it now. Musical planes! You know, for kids!

Even better: You’ve been on a plane with your kids for two hours? Let’s head back to the gate. You know, for funsies. Also, to wait more.

Delayed hours on a plane? Fun. Delayed hours on a plane with your children? Priceless.

Wherein I try not to fall asleep on this boat.

If you’re a bcc email recipient, why isn’t the default reply-all scope just the sender?

. @felixerrichard is now insouciantly introducing himself as “Batman”. #terriblesecretidentity

So, how does one get around sf with kids without car seats?

If you think that you have no gender/race/etc bias in your company/life/etc you’re lying. Probably foremost to yourself.

This was a great read. Time to get comfortable fighting against the subtle along with the overt. on.recode.net

Woot! Surrounded by @chrisdilts photos while I eat delicious veggie food. This is my kind of evening.