February 2015

This morning’s shuffle gift: “it’s not easy being green” (Kermit) -> “return of the unicorn” (Sean Na Na) /cc …

Wtf happened in the last three hours when I wasn’t on the internet?

. @harper and I are terrible at being stuck in traffic.

Imma favorite my own tweet.

My google play music on random is amazing. The Muppets -> Minor Threat transition is actually great.

Fun to share what we’ve been working on @modest . Excited to help retailers. Ridiculously proud of the team and the product.

“Take your ninja out of your mouth when you’re talking.” #howiparent

Which circle of hell is a bunch of teenage girls doing Bohemian Rhapsody karaoke simultaneously?

18° feels so warm.

Chilling in a tunnel on the @ctablue … Medical emergency at Logan Square, apparently.

“You’re not ever going to be a part of the family!” - @felixerrichard #goodmorning #fatheroftheyear

possibly the worst part of going bald is knowing that I’ll never have a proper mohawk again.

can ASAP (As Simply As Possible) be a thing?

Today is my awesome sister @ellemra17 ’s birthday. In her honor I’m going to eat all the cake.

“You go away. I hate you, Rex” @felixerrichard talking to a dinosaur.

Well, at least we’re getting some of that snow we’ve been missing this winter.

i spend a lot of my life listening to @omgitsjsh say words. which I like.

I am getting retargeted ads for peeps. I am simultaneously pleased and ashamed.

bran flakes, greek yogurt and cheap beer is a totally legit combo, right?

I’ve started wearing a robe around the house, so I’m about 2 white Russians away from just turning into the dude.

I’m really excited for how the new Harper Lee book is going to mess with @harper ’s mentions.

Welp. @milorichard just legitimately beat me in chess.