2015

What series of life choices leaves you wearing a beret to the moma?

Hard questions from @felixerrichard , dinner edition: “Why am I not God?”

hey @SlackHQ . thanks for /remind it’s awesome.

welp. @milorichard wrote a story today about how to cook a tofurkey.

RT @jessevondoom : @harper Real talk: @dylanr is my be-chill idol.

Me: that’s crazy talk. @milorichard : no, that’s real talk.

It has been more than 2 weeks since I’ve been to @handlebarchi . This must be remedied asap.

tfw you quickly check up on world news and everything is terrible and humanity is doomed.

Me: guess what’s in my pocket. @milorichard : a rotting carcass!

“Can you tell us an old fashion story? Like about telephones?” - @felixerrichard

dear science, do I listen to music to match my mood, or does my mood conform to my music? relatedly, crass is still awesome. thanks, -dylan

Man… @allspaw making me want to go back to school. #VelocityConf

Me: “what do you want to do tomorrow?” @milorichard : “1-play video games. 2-be awesome.”

Today I partook of the traditional @aaronsalmon coffee after dentist.

Turns out @felixerrichard is a big fan of early primus.

/remind me in about 11 months that I should go to #cultivatecon (this better work, this is my third year missing it)

SF friends: where should I get dinner?

My understatement of the day, re: Porsche: “They’re good at cars.”

Wish I had been able to make it to #techinclusion15. Seems like it was productive.

. @felixerrichard , while gorging himself on the @handlebarchi patio: “there’s nothing like food!”

. @felixerrichard “I want to be a fishmonger when I grow up.” ME: “A fishmonger?” FR: “I mean a fish. I want to be a …

GPS directions to my house keep directing people to my alley.

/me would like this mid-grade headache to be over.

welp. gonna just spend my morning looking at pictures of kittens.

. @milorichard “this’ll make me feel better…” [forces pillow over my face]

Ridiculously excited for @modest be joining the @PayPal / @braintree team! We’re going to do amazing things! braintreepayments.com

Pretty sure I dropped my ventra card at @handlebarchi . Second lost in three weeks. Drat these new shorts and their uncontaining pockets.

Me: “Which do you want, milk or water?” @felixerrichard : “Blood. Blood, please.” #wtf

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday! so grateful to have her as my partner.

“WHAT NUMBER IS EIGHT?!?!?” - @harper

I’m somehow losing this argument I didn’t realize I was having. #parenthood

“No, Papa, he’s right. You need water to survive.” - @milorichard

“If you don’t like water, you’ll have to be killed.” - @felixerrichard

not sure why the @modest @sonos hates Pink Floyd.

watching @harper watching a video of @harper … #harperception

fortified with donuts.

listening to hall & oates and thinking of @thomasryan .

that vegan oatmeal creme pie is health food, right?

can i shift to an all watermelon diet?

“I can’t right now, because I’m dead. Sorry.” - @felixerrichard That boy knows how to shirk responsibility.

i am talking to myself. asking questions. out loud.

it is bright in here without sunglasses.

. @harper : gotta sort through all these pics of these people ME: it’s a search for images of your face H: yep ME: it’s all pics of you H: …