2014

I think @harper and I just accidentally made a gantt chart.

So much walking today. Even in the rain.. Only to find out my @fitbit battery is dead.

Also, that is almost exactly how I look without a beard.

are google hangouts just 100% broken?

It is suddenly rainy.

Just got called “big homie” by dude on the street… It now ranks as #3 on my list of fun ‘fat guy’ names I’ve been …

Did my neighbors actually get a marching band to perform their backyard? Is this a real thing?

It has been too long since I’ve seen @charlesfesta .

headaches gonna head… ache?

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday. my light in this world. lucky and happy.

re: that last RT - the current state of the world should highlight the need for better news…

literally can’t hear the president speak due to the fighter jets flying overhead. #fuckedup

/me puts head back in sand.

Falling asleep on the train because @felixerrichard doesn’t think sleeping at night is cool.

washed my beard with the kids’ vanilla orange shampoo - my entire world smells like a creamsicle.

Early morning airport shuttle - prisoners dilemma.

Today has been a great exercise in taking deep breaths.

It’s not just an airport hotel, it’s an airport hotel for a different airport.

Wow @united when things go wrong, you seriously drop the ball, huh?

On the plus side, I can get some more steps in. On the other hand, that no step time was supposed to get me home.

Apparently @benhuh is unable to use regular tableware. Also, the people at the next table hate us. / cc @harper @davidcoallier

“Dylan, looking menacing at the camera.”

“It’s awesome and I’m really exciting!” @harper #freudianslip

Dear @SlackHQ , I love you and I want to use you with spotty internet. More local caching and queueing would help immensely (android). Xoxo

while I don’t have office slippers, I am currently rocking the awesomely amazing @SlackHQ socks instead.

I need office slippers.

“That’s my rapper name, young coconut.” - @harper /cc @CLINT

That thing where your beard is accidentally tucked into your shirt.

“Put the hammer down. I will help you.” - @felixerrichard

Hypothetically, where do you think an almost five year old would hide an iPad mini?

7 hours ago I had only walked 200 steps today. Now 17k. Turns out, it is an exceptionally fucking loud night for a stroll. #headache

OH: " @harper is that a picture of you on the wall?"

“Off brand, but on point.” @kunalbhat

“That beard though! Fuck yeah!” #thingspassersbysay

“Its like hyper expensive hot topic.” - @harper

This @Uber driver is already angry at @harper .

ORD ✈ SFO

The minimal acknowledgement, confusing to passersby, thunderclap high five. Just perfected by @scottvdp and myself. #bejealous

Hey @EatFatRice - wonderful dinner as usual! @MairiPileggi wants you to put out a cookbook. :)

Inadvertently hilarious/poignant/astute thing: DJ playing “it’s raining men” at a tech event.

Congrats @CivisAnalytics on the #moxieawards. Great to see you all on stage!

¨I’m like a goat¨ - @okdan