November 2014

Important lesson from the little kid named Dylan who sat behind me on the plane. Dylans don’t give a fuck. /cc @dylanreed

Counting on @Refused to help me keep my sanity during this trip.

“That’s not a pirate ship, that’s the Mayflower.” “…well…” #thanksgiving

So when I walk past a line of people waiting outside in the snow for a concert and think “what are these kids thinking?” Am I old now …

“It’s like the apple store, but for cheese!”

“That was the one thing I did that was not awesome.” @CLINT

Is delivery bloody Marys a thing? If not, why not?

Fucking puns.

Yes I did just leave a “lmk if you ever want to sell” note on a stranger’s ‘96 golf. #fightme #harlequin

Me: “ @milorichard , please be helpful.” @milorichard : “I am, I am the government.” Me: “…”

Tonight’s bedtime brought to you by: promises, bargaining and flat out lies.

Once again, many thanks to @dansinker for mobilejudges.com

All these commuters are amazed by this radical new thing called stairs.