August 2014

“Why didn’t we do teamwork?!” - @milorichard half crying because @felixerrichard opened a door without him.

Chicago looks like someone installed f.lux

#RobotTurtles with @milorichard a bunch. Asked if he wanted to send @danshapiro thank you note. He said no bc: “it’s kinda too hard for …

I think @harper and I just accidentally made a gantt chart.

So much walking today. Even in the rain.. Only to find out my @fitbit battery is dead.

Also, that is almost exactly how I look without a beard.

are google hangouts just 100% broken?

It is suddenly rainy.

Just got called “big homie” by dude on the street… It now ranks as #3 on my list of fun ‘fat guy’ names I’ve been …

Did my neighbors actually get a marching band to perform their backyard? Is this a real thing?

It has been too long since I’ve seen @charlesfesta .

headaches gonna head… ache?

today is my amazing wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday. my light in this world. lucky and happy.

re: that last RT - the current state of the world should highlight the need for better news…

literally can’t hear the president speak due to the fighter jets flying overhead. #fuckedup

/me puts head back in sand.

Falling asleep on the train because @felixerrichard doesn’t think sleeping at night is cool.

washed my beard with the kids’ vanilla orange shampoo - my entire world smells like a creamsicle.

Early morning airport shuttle - prisoners dilemma.

Today has been a great exercise in taking deep breaths.

It’s not just an airport hotel, it’s an airport hotel for a different airport.

Wow @united when things go wrong, you seriously drop the ball, huh?

On the plus side, I can get some more steps in. On the other hand, that no step time was supposed to get me home.

Apparently @benhuh is unable to use regular tableware. Also, the people at the next table hate us. / cc @harper @davidcoallier

“Dylan, looking menacing at the camera.”

“It’s awesome and I’m really exciting!” @harper #freudianslip

Dear @SlackHQ , I love you and I want to use you with spotty internet. More local caching and queueing would help immensely (android). Xoxo