2014

. @felixerrichard , as he destroys his cousin’s art: “I HATE ART!” ironically, an amazing piece of performance art.

. @felixerrichard is awake because he: a)wants a brown egg b)likes Gouda cheese more than muenster cheese c)is a baby cat d)all of the above

I love Howard Tull-mints. /cc @tullman

Wonders how @harper ’s flight was… Checks twitter… o_O

sometimes, I wonder if @harper is simply a markov chain.

Important lesson from the little kid named Dylan who sat behind me on the plane. Dylans don’t give a fuck. /cc @dylanreed

Counting on @Refused to help me keep my sanity during this trip.

“That’s not a pirate ship, that’s the Mayflower.” “…well…” #thanksgiving

So when I walk past a line of people waiting outside in the snow for a concert and think “what are these kids thinking?” Am I old now …

“It’s like the apple store, but for cheese!”

“That was the one thing I did that was not awesome.” @CLINT

Is delivery bloody Marys a thing? If not, why not?

Fucking puns.

Yes I did just leave a “lmk if you ever want to sell” note on a stranger’s ‘96 golf. #fightme #harlequin

Me: “ @milorichard , please be helpful.” @milorichard : “I am, I am the government.” Me: “…”

Tonight’s bedtime brought to you by: promises, bargaining and flat out lies.

Once again, many thanks to @dansinker for mobilejudges.com

All these commuters are amazed by this radical new thing called stairs.

Is that actually snow?

Apparently everyone forgot how to train this morning.

Airport laps.

Eating dinner at handlebar while @milorichard and @felixerrichard talk about being here with @mistermudshark and @reedmorebooks .

a single serve site to show and explain @clint ’s twitter name.

“Share your toy or we’ll kill you and put you in jail!” - @felixerrichard supposedly quoting his preschool teacher #unreliablesource …

sudden realization that it will soon be snow all the time.

Get name on side of building. Do it in comic sans. Rich people, step up your troll game.

Serious flashbacks listening to Gordon Segal talk.

I have an incredible amount of respect for Carole and Gordon Segal. Great to share the room with them again. /cc @CrateandBarrel

Hey @Uber_CHI your GPS for the driver just took me on a nice 15 minute detour. Wtf.

I am a sick wizard.

fun fact: if you listen to @atomgoren all day you feel ~12 years younger. Also, happier.

RT @wearemodest : Today we had a surprise Happy Birthday visit for @dylanr by @trammell and @milesward . Yay!

OMG! Remote @trammell dance! Today keeps right on rockin'!

Surprise serenade from @milesward . Winning the day.

“Sir, please raise your beard.” #freedompatdown #securitytheater

OH: “that’s my growth hack!” /cc @CLINT

OH: “I’ve never seen those leather crocs.” #birkenstocks /cc @harper

A bone stock Buick regal with a huge “hella unique” sticker on the windshield.

“ @felixerrichard , do you see what happens when you try to stab someone?” - @milorichard #realtalk

“Why didn’t we do teamwork?!” - @milorichard half crying because @felixerrichard opened a door without him.

Chicago looks like someone installed f.lux

#RobotTurtles with @milorichard a bunch. Asked if he wanted to send @danshapiro thank you note. He said no bc: “it’s kinda too hard for …