2013

have fallen into a gorilla biscuit hole.

hey friends, remember youth of today?

spending today listening to nothing but 80s and 90s hardcore.

“Situation on the tracks” at western blue line… This doesn’t bode well.

sometimes my entire profession makes me facepalm.

“I don’t want rice and beans! I want beans and rice!” - @milorichard ’s current meltdown.

getting stopped on the street by people wondering what @harper starred in. #notanactor

Serendipitously shared a flight with @yodeets .

Long cab line is long…

Denver, it’s been a blast. You’re doing awesome things!

sssooooojjjjjjuuuuu!!!!!!! /cc @jdkunesh @cgansen

Complete @uber_chi fail. 4 tries to get a taxi, app just won’t actually make request. Now late.

I wish that there were better and less expensive options for getting @milorichard to learn French.

my neighbor shoveled my sidewalk and front stairs last night. #chicagoisawesome

I would make new ways to share my children’s childhood with my parents and friends #ifihadglass

driving around earlier “Cocaine” by Clapton came on the radio. @milorichard asks why the man was singing about cookies. #mindblown

In just a couple hours, my baby boy @felixerrichard turns one. He is filled with joy, and reminds me to be as well.

anyone in chicago recommend an HVAC parts store? #noheat

I am taking a virtual walk with streetview. Desperately want to get back to France soon.

about to @grubhub up some valentine’s dinner.

. @natekontny makes me feel like a very lazy man.

just like that, my entire feed became people contratulating @trammell . well deserved. @sonos is lucky to have you.

oh noes. now @sarah_slocum is sick too! I am Madagascar! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

both of my boys are sick. so sad.

Oh blue line, why do you mock me so?

after preschool, @milorichard had music appreciation class with me. Today’s lesson: @AC_DC .

i want indian buffet.

These fancy new green line trains are fancy. #cta

It’s beard freezin’ cold.

happy that it seems I may have secured health insurance for my family.

Why does one purchase a Ferrari in beige?

Ice storm complete with thunder and lightening? Pretty awesome. Also slippery.

Always nice to start your day being declined healthcare coverage.

so @felixerrichard can walk up to about 20 feet now.

RT @CloudGathering : Our interview with @dylanr of @obama2012 is LIVE. Check it out and let us know what you think: bit.ly …

. @littlelazer it could be targeted for conversion - I’ve never been closer to paying to make them stop.

disney ad in the middle of a misfits playlist? that may have been my most jarring @spotify ad yet.

May not have to spend the night in LGA after all… #longday

If I had known that I had hours to kill in NYC, I would have told people I was here…

Typing in French on the phone with English autocorrect is really hard.

Pencil and paper. Refreshing.

Early morning.

Oh sweet! The TSA broke my sunglasses. /me grumbles