August 27, 2013Just got called the white Rick Ross by someone on the street. Hope that means I’m getting a maybach.
August 26, 2013have spent more time talking/thinking about Miley Cyrus in the last 8 hours than the rest of my life combined. want the last 8 hours back.
August 26, 2013I need a to do list that is shared with people I respect who will shame me into actually getting things done.
August 25, 2013just upped my @fitbit step goal by 25%… I am desperately close to investing in a treadmill desk.
August 21, 2013Yes.. I finally quit smoking mere hours before I became a father. Motivation is an amazing thing.
August 20, 2013since @clint is home sick today our @sonos has far less riff raff, far more 80’s metal. /cc @harper
August 18, 2013Me in 5 hours is gong to be real happy about this 5,000 step head start to the day. /cc @fitbit
August 14, 2013It’s my wonderful wife @sarah_slocum ’s birthday today! She is amazingly awesome and I am incredibly lucky.
August 13, 2013apparently @milorichard is currently referring to our electrician as “the worker”. Either he’s super bourgeois or kinda commie…
August 6, 2013RT @Monitorama : Really excited that @dylanr and @DivaDanese will be keynoting for us in Berlin. So many amazing experiences to share.
August 5, 2013Forgot my @fitbit at home for the first time in a long time. None of this exercise matters!