December 2013

48 posts

conveniently lost my @fitbit during the holiday laze-a-thon. Looks like I need a force… and renewed willpower.
I would like all of the caffeine, please.
I need to renew my library card. This should probably be easier.
Whole family upgraded for return flight. Christmas miracle. Thanks @united .
“Dear Santa, some days I am good. Love @milorichard ” #saddestsantaletter #settingthebarlow
there is a sad lack of silk nog in my life right now.
“This is turning out to be a good night, I saw a coconut , and now I know how to snap! " - @milorichard
It is hard as hell to eat ice cream with this beard/mustache combo.
awesome emails are awesome.
Listening to John S. Hall and folding laundry because I’m artsy as fuck.
Not a fan of the new twitter app.
I didn’t know I was in a fugazi mood…. and yet, here I am.
My beard is a block of ice.
I have a full set of snow tires ready to put on the car, but am too lazy to do it…
Might actually make it home today!
That thing where you’re on hold for an hour and then get hung up on. /cc @united
Google Now knows I’ve been looking for car parts and is kindly letting me know I’m nearby VW tuners. #nothingleavesstock
Rest easy everyone! I’ve secured bubble water.
The d concourse smells of jet fuel.
On a quest for bubble water.
Also, that last one should have the hastag: #lameironmaidensongs
One hipster seriously just saw me then averted his eyes. #hipstershame
2 more hours to walk around phl. Should be able to hit my @fitbit goal and see all the gates.
Walking around the airport shaming hipsters who think their facial hair is awesome.
I should write a book about code review called “getting to merge”
Dear blue line, thanks for upping Monday’s game. #waiting #gonnabelate