November 2013

I’m glad my @fitbit app won’t show me my leaderboard. The shame would be unbearable. #needmorewalking

i would like all of the desserts now, please.

is it wrong to consider buying skateboards that you will never use?

That person almost drove up on the sidewalk to hit me.

I’ve been listening to a lot of Elliott Smith this week. I am simultaneously happy and sad.

I love when people are incredulous that it is cold. In Chicago. In November.

that thing where you’re reviewing code and can’t stop thinking “this is beautiful. all of these changes are beautiful.”

Also, for anyone keeping track, the pizza beat me home by a considerable margin. #lukewarmpizza #stillontrain

How is it possible that someone still thinks it could be okay to choose a new ringtone on the train?

2 hours to get to a gate.

Its now a race against time… Who will make it to my house first, me or the pizza I just ordered? #stuckontherunway

This “taxi until we find a gate” thing got old quick.

Coming home! Yay!

RT @dansinker : To the owner of the Prius with the “Quaker camp changed my life” bumper sticker: don’t ever change.

Did that dude just ask to pet my beard? Yes, yes he did.

Both of my kids are sick… And I’m out of town. Luckily, @sarah_slocum is amazing. (And overworked!)

In honor of @dansinker ’s birthday I hung out in an airport and am now walking a ton. Happy birthday friend!

I need 1 hour delivery for kindle. I always want it right before i’m headed on a trip and too late to have it arrive in time.

hey @slackhq I wish I could fav lines. I know I can star for me. I want to star for EVERYONE.

i should not be this happy to see graphite.

OMG SNOW TIRE SEASON!!!!

to be clear, I said that thing that @marihuertas OHed. the question remains? WHY THE FUCK DON’T I HAVE A GUMMI BEAR ONESIE JUMPSUIT?

“they might be at harper” - @harper

I played videos of baby goats to @felixerrichard on my phone a couple times, now he points to my phone and says “goats! goats!”

bummed to be missing #awsreinvent for the second time. super excited to hang out with my family, though!

I may have been ransomed for cab fare.

I am very sleepy.

That thing where I pace an airport…

Forgot my book made out of dead trees… Feels like the 90s.

also, in case you forgot, Not Richard But Dick by @deadmilkmen is amazing.

having the font set at 120% on @github makes my life better.

dear internet, what’s my best bet for getting a nexus 5 as soon as possible?

I was going to make fun of Google plus “auto awesome” feature… But my first reaction when seeing the result was …