December 22, 2012i was thinking, you know what I want to do? didn’t realize that “change the serp belt on an acura” was actually top of my list.
December 20, 2012had a great time at @1871Chicago tonight hearing the awesome @MichelangeloDA speak and helping with some Q&A.
December 17, 2012. @harper ’s off of the internet for about a week. This is a unique opportunity for an epic prank.
December 8, 2012not sure what this says about me: current focus! music is Killers and Iron Maiden on shuffle.
December 8, 2012I need to get to @EatFatRice because the cauliflower claypot sounds fucking spectacular.
December 7, 2012New life goal: have epic enough facial hair where shaving it is national news. /cc @davidaxelrod
November 19, 2012I’m about a week of beard regrowth away from feeling comfortable addressing @trammell .
November 19, 2012things @milorichard wants to know at bedtime: “who is god?” “what is the internet?” and “who’s on the cover of …
November 12, 2012“This train is experiencing an equipment malfunction. The operator is off the train for a few minutes…” oh good.
November 7, 2012Can’t wait to start being a papa again.Huge thanks to my amazing and supportive wife @sarah_slocum for making the last 18 months possible.
November 6, 2012Waiting to vote? Stay in line! As long as you’re in line before the polls close, you can still vote.
October 31, 2012Demonstrating my incredible ability to listen to a single song on repeat for hours/days/weeks.